oasis dubai

Burj Dubai Tower Revisited

2008-10-05T06:53:00.005+04:00

It's still awesome...viewed from the Al Bahar Souk. Somehow, it has this mersmerising effect on you. I just can't explain it. Maybe it's the strong coffee or just the heat! lol

One of those days

2008-09-29T08:03:00.002+04:00

...when the tyre punctured! Rafir, my driver is back from his one month vacation in Pakistan. It must be a joy for his wife and 3 young daughters to see their father again after such a long period. I remember the months of waiting for him just to get the visa approval. To and fro...checking on the status.

By the way, I wasn't in the car or outside watching as he fixed the tyre! In fact, he's almost done with the change and the punctured tyre at the back...lying on the ground was placed there by yours truly! lol

A blue camel!

2008-09-29T07:52:00.003+04:00

lol....just kidding. But seriously, it was a pleasant surprise to see a couple of demure camels in a shopping mall....specifically at the Deira City Centre. Both the kids and adults alike love the idea. I bet the camels love it too...away from the heat for a change.

Careful the brain!

2008-08-19T06:02:00.005+04:00

If you are not careful...the heat will eat into your brain! You will get irritated easily over trivial matters. You feel tired and have no appetite for anything. And soon you begin to question your sanity.."What am I doing here?" Luckily, I am a "sun" person if you know what i mean. A quick change in your lifestyle for at least 3 months will do the job really. My daily regime during this period of the year is: drink lots of water, juice and green tea..eat lots of green salad and fruits (if u don't have the time to prepare..Spinney's salad bar is convenient, fresh and cheap), no oily and fried stuff, less meats ( but fish is great!) and exercise! At least twice a week..I will escape to one of my favorite haunts..Al Qasr Resort for a breather.

Grandeur

2008-08-19T05:35:00.006+04:00

Told my driver that on the way back from Abu Dhabi, I will like to visit the newly completed Grand Mosque ( Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan Al Nahyan Mosque). He was elated and true to form, he was well dressed for the occasion.

The Grand Mosque is the largest mosque in UAE and one of the largest in the world, covering an area of more than 22,000 square metres. It can accommodates more than 40,000 worshippers in its prayer halls and courtyard.

I was literally swept away by its sheer size, grandeur and all. And Rafir was excited like a child.. moving from one end to the other. As usual, I was the official photographer for his never ending posing.

Khan Murjan

2008-08-12T04:42:00.004+04:00

One of the best ways to beat the heat in Dubai...escape to Khan Murjan at the Wafi Mall. A splendid underground souk..fully air conditioned! Many interesting "curiosity" shops. There's one selling mainly crafts from Egypt...found my little black feline of ancient times! I am a bit selfish...hoping this little magical hideout will stay low keyed. For people like us...it's not just the heat but also to get away from the irritating crowd..once in a while..lol

http://www.wafi.com/page.aspx?id=226

Escape from the heat....

2008-08-07T08:30:00.003+04:00

It was 50 degree last week....the heat in Dubai is manageable..at least for me. Im a "sun" person afterall. Somehow...the heat jolted my brain a little bit and I realised I was away from blogging for almost 4 months! Hope to pick up again..consistently.

Anyway, Im not alone. This strange creature (taken last summer at Al Ain zoo) was feeling the heat too!

Welcome back!

Tango with Giant Ants

2008-03-22T07:55:00.005+04:00

Eight monumental ant sculptures cast in bronze will settle into their new home on the DIFC lawn with the opening of Ant Colony, the brainchild of American artist Susan P. Cochran.

“Ants have been building uniquely planned cities for millennia; living in colonies supported by an instinct to cooperate and work together. Like any new city that requires an advanced infrastructure and network to support a growing community, an ant colony relies on cunning instinct, a demanding schedule and shared responsibilities that result in handiwork that is effective, reliable and immaculate,” explained Bashar Al Shroogi, the Managing Director of Cuadro Fine Art Gallery.

http://www.dubaicityguide.com/geninfo/news_dtls.asp?newsid=11991

Instead of fighting the enormous giant ants....my good hearted driver tried to appease them by doing the tango. I was completely exasperated. Anyway, at the end of the day...we managed to escape and I am happy to say...his head is still intact!

Riding a donkey.....

2008-03-07T22:40:00.003+04:00

"My friend, my grandmother told me while you are riding a donkey, continue to look for a horse. If you have not found the horse, don't leave the donkey..u still need to use it. You understand?"

Tears welled up in his Bambi looking eyes. Gee...I must have touched a nerve. Hopefully he understood. Ok...I lied about the "grandmother" part.

My 2nd driver (Mohamed left...visa expired) Rafid was sharing with me about his bad boss. And he wanted to quit without any alternatives as yet.

" You give visa..i work for you."

"My friend it is not that simple ok? Anyway, you just continue and I will look out for you."

Actually, I cooked up the entire donkey story with an ulterior motive. It is hard to get a good driver in Dubai. He knows my daily schedule. Excellent driver..very punctual....and running little errands for me without fail..laundry, shopping...etc And if he sees me 100 m (ok..20 m away)...dragging my bags and what have you...he will rush forward to take over! Such initiative..where to get in Dubai? And of course I will reward him with his favorite Krispy Kreme doughnut from Deira City Centre. Not so sure whether that's good for his diabete.

Anyway to cut the long story short..I have to keep him at all costs!

(Picture showing my dear driver drinking sweet "skyjuice" from the Hatta Dam)

Life's Little Pleasures

2008-03-06T22:07:00.004+04:00

Every friday, in the early morning, I make it a point to take a slow stroll by the creek (Bur Dubai's side). Especially now...a slight chill is a wonderful feeling. Even during the Summer..the heat is not that bad...by the creek...early in the morning.

With my Ipod Nano on...full blast of Karl Wolf's "Africa" (club remix)..the walk is simply pleasurable.

Anyway..I have a little secret to confess...I am having a tryst with ...a flock of seagulls! lol

(By the way..the 2nd shot was taken at Palm Jumeirah)

While I am in Dubai...

2008-03-05T08:10:00.002+04:00

..a limping detained terrorist escaped from a detention centre in singapore this past week...during toilet break! No! It's not an April's Fool joke...unfortnately it's for real. I laughed so hard..that I fell off the chair! The entire handling of the affair from a 4 hours lapse before announcing to the public to the official statements made thus far...etc was to say the least..farcical. Anyway, hopefully...the limping Houdini will be captured soon. And I will like to see some heads roll as well...from the incumbent ministry. An apology alone does not matched the magnitude of such folly.

Year of the Rat!

2008-02-06T20:13:00.000+04:00

Well....the rats are jumping for joy..at least for a year! I think i know the reason why the intelligent feline was left out of the chinese horoscope......definitely too smart for them! Anyway, wishing all of you...a happy and prosperous lunar new year 2008!

Go Fly Kite!

2008-01-29T07:13:00.000+04:00

Back in Singapore again...for the Chinese New Year ! Really hate the freaky weather back home! Give me the cold in Dubai any time! Anyway, managed to catch a sneak preview of "The Kite Runner"movie with some friends...highly anticipated all over the world. Based on the book with the same title by Khaled Hosseini. A great read....a page turner...finished it in 2 nights. Absolutely heart wrenching storyline.

It was a good adaptation...love the musical score!

Nowadays, you need a special event to fly a kite...throw in some big sponsors....etc In those days, you can fly one as and when you like. As for me, Im doing my best to keep the tradition alive. At least when some idiots get into my nerves, I can simply tell them in the face " Go Fly Kite!"

Hatta

2008-01-04T21:47:00.000+04:00

My driver is like a little boy...he was overjoyed when I told him we were going to Hatta on New Year Day. Anyway, it's my fifth trip. I love that place...just about one and half hour from Dubai. A great getaway from all the hustle and bustle of life...especially in Dubai. The Dam is a definite must-see. If you look closely at the photo...u could actually see some humans roaming near the

dam...lol

On that day...I almost have the entire dam to myself . What a bliss...I thought. While i was enjoying the view...a cruiser pulled over...and a loud blast came out from the vehicle's audio. I recognised the bollywood beats. Suddenly, two guys jumped out from the car...started dancing...and gyrating to one another...oblivious to my presence. It was comical to say the least. Im sorry to say...the horrible dancing was further compounded by two ugly looking creatures. Before I could picked up my dropped jaw...they jumped into the car and drove off! About 30 metres away...the car stopped and the two idiots jumped out and repeated the same routine all over again! I told myself if they repeat the stupid act one more time..im going to pick one of the big stones around and.................

P.S: My dear Peter...that gadget is for massaging. What it actually does is to vibrate the hand which in turns vibrate the head, shoulder when in contact...:)

Have a Blessed Christmas!

2007-12-20T20:18:00.000+04:00

Dear Friends,

Merry Christmas!

Be Happy...

2007-12-14T05:10:00.000+04:00

She's doing indoor sales at the Deira City Centre. Her best selling item is the "outfit" she has to put on daily...for at least 8 hours. It is actually a blow-up camel and it gives the impression you are riding on it once u put it on.
" I am very happy putting on this outfit...EVERYDAY!" she exclaimed proudly. She has an infectious smile.

" Really? Sorry but I feel bad for you."

" Why? I am able to make both the adults and kids happy. They take pictures with me. It's ok if they don't buy." Again the smile.

Mohammed has a barbershop just 5 mins from Musallah Tower (my residence). The other day, I accompanied a friend who wanted a haircut....

"I have lived in Dubai and works in this shop for the past 25 yrs."

"Beginning, we were the only shop but now many shops here and there."

"Wow! you must have seen history in the making. On the average u trimmed 15 heads per day...so for 25 yrs...that works out to 130,000 heads!!!!!!!!!!!" He smiled and took out a little blue booklet where he keeps a simple accounting.

"Are u happy here?"

"YES! and I will be retiring in 2 yrs time...going home to India."

ANY GUESS WHAT'S THE GADGET ON HIS HAND?

Help! the aliens are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-14T05:00:00.000+04:00

I am looking forward to this fun project...just 10 minutes from where Im staying. And the park is one of the bests in town....well maintained.

"The main attractions are spread across five domes of fun, each one offering a unique experience. Inside one dome is 'D3D' hi-tech edutainment theatre offering laser shows, 2D immersive video, 3D shows, 3D interactive games and corporate events, whilst 'Lunar Snow' leads children into a world beyond imagination where they can have fun with real snow all year round. They also have 'Zero Gravity' kids zone where kids can enjoy rock-wall climbing, roller-skating or the ultimate in soft indoor rides. There is also 'No Speed Limit' a high-speed electric Go-Karting and a head-spinning family rollercoaster appropriately called the 'Spinning Earth' along with the '9D Journey' a 2D + 3D + 4D virtual rides in a row with one admission. Other features include, the Children's Academy, the Bermuda Triangle of hi-tech mazes and the fun filled Leisure Triangle. An ideal social rendezvous, Stargate offers a multi-cuisine food court under a magnificent glazed pyramid which provides a natural ambience, both day and night. A combination of internationally recognized cafes and health bars are also located throughout the complex. Five corridors or wings of the spaceship provide exhibition and retail spaces on various captivating themes. The 500 meter 'Foot Coaster' is Dubai's first completely indoor jogging, walking and cycling track in a climate-controlled environment. "

http://www.ameinfo.com/67823.html

Hope ET will grace the grand opening...lol

Addiction

2007-12-06T11:08:00.000+04:00

It is so hard to give up....i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only a few friends knew about this secret of mine. For the past two months...it got worst! I had punched, poked, slapped, threw a turkey violently at someone...even howled like a wolf in the night...some nights i turned into a blood thirsty vampire...attacking my victims while they were sound asleep....it all started when i joined FACEBOOK not too long ago.

Currently, Im undergoing "cold turkey"...slowly making my way back to Blogger. For those of you facing the same dilemma...i have a quick fix for you.

Go shop till you drop in Dubai...I love the "twisted" shop in Times Square...near Al Quoz. So apt!

The Wagamama japanese restaurant at Crowne Plaza..is another place to chill out for now...and get a beautiful T...packed in a nice little box to end off the meal!

Or have a "detoxifying" lunch at Saladicious Cafe..value for money!

Excuse me....will be back shortly...need to punch, slap, kick someone!

Beyond Dubai....

2007-10-14T12:08:00.000+04:00

Because of the Eid holiday, I told my driver to dress up for our trip to Al Ain yesterday. Al Ain is known as the Garden City of UAE. Again on a good day, it's about one and the half hour ride from Dubai. Not many high rising buildings like Dubai but many interesting tourist spots to make you want to come back again and again.....

http://www.asiatravel.com/uae/al-aininfo.html

The long and winding road up Mt Jabal Hafit makes me nervous...all the time. You see...I have altitude phobia. It's worsened by the crazy antics of my daredevil driver. Anyway, once u reach the top, you will be thoroughly swept away by the panaromic view. Being Eid holiday, it was exceptionally crowded. Saw a group of pakistani guys....happily dancing away (you can see a small crowd from the pic above)

http://www.arabianwildlife.com/nature/natu_ems/en32.html

"Excuse me..I like your dressing. Can I take a shot?"

Clicked.

"Where are u from?"

"Afghanistan."
"Ok...Abdul...time to go. You have taken 20 shots already! Im not your photographer.Let's go to the zoo!"

Angels and Demons...

2007-10-12T21:52:00.000+04:00

Not by Dan Brown. I think there's a bit of both in all of us. We have a dark side.

Marcus, from the Philippines, works in a photocopying shop in Dubai. He has an IT degree but he is only doing printing job. 3 months into the job...he's already restless. Back in Manila, he was working part time as a dancer in a gay bar for 3 yrs until his family found out.

Out of curiosity...

"So....you have to put on a costume while doing the erotical dance?" I asked. "like what? feathers? G...." I stopped, trying to control my laughter.

He was avoiding my question...I sensed his embarassment. But, I probed further.

"How many have u bedded? I mean with the clients?"

"More than 200?" He nodded.

"Why you did it?"

Finally he replied: "For my family."

Recently, he has a new GUESS watch given by a Lebanese lady (in her 40s) for a 3 hrs service of you know what. And a pair of NIKE shoes from a Chinese lady (also in her 40s).

By the way...he's only 24.

(The above photos taken in a hotel at Bur Dubai. One of my favorite haunts...for authentic japanese food!)

Goodbye Summer...

2007-10-12T21:00:00.000+04:00

Back in Dubai for almost a week. Thank God...the heat is getting much bearable. And to all muslim friends in UAE and abroad...Happy Eid Mubarak ! ( Blessed Festival after the fasting month..Ramadan) Back home, it is known as Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri (which falls on the 13th October instead). Early this morning, I was taking a slow walk...and it was surreal to see people eating again after a month of fasting..:) The storeman lose 5 kg...I saw a much reduced tummy yesterday.

Re-visited the Dubai Museum in the afternoon...it was crowded with tourists mainly from Europe and the foreign workers. I observed most of them took less than 15 minutes (on the average) to complete the entire tour! I must admit it is not up there with the LOUVRE or other world renowned museums but nonetheless it is quite good...sufficient to understand a bit better about Dubai. I like it. Meanwhile, in the courtyard, I found this pile of chocolate nuggets...any good guess what they are?

Back home....

2007-10-08T17:05:00.000+04:00

The least I could do...from Dubai.

"At about 1.30pm today (Oct 8), police arrested 4 members of the opposition Singapore Democratic Party for protesting against the Singapore government’s involvement with the Burmese junta.
The 4 were Mr Gandhi Ambalam, Dr Chee Soon Juan, Ms Chee Siok Chin and Mr John Tan.
Holding aloft placards with the words “No Arms, No Deals, With The Junta” and a picture of Aung San Suu Kyi, the four stood on the opposite side of the Istana. Swiftly, the police came and gave them warning that what they were doing was illegal and advised them to disperse.
The four declined. Shortly after, 2 police vans arrived and the officers proceeded to arrest the four, one by one – starting with Dr Chee Soon Juan."

http://theonlinecitizen.com/2007/10/08/toc-breaking-news-4-sdp-members-arrested-outside-istana/#more-537

Sunny and Boring...

2007-09-26T10:13:00.000+04:00

Currently in Singapore...should be back in Dubai next week. Only thing exciting so far...saw a BIG YELLOW UFO..Yawn. Anyone can tell me which organisation should I submit the photos for verification? Pls advise.

Better than Barbie Dolls...

2007-09-14T05:42:00.000+04:00

I love "No Frills" airport. The newly opened Tan Son Nhat International Airport, Vietnam is a good example. For a start, checking in and out is a bliss. At least the immigration officers do not ask stupid questions such as: "What are you doing here?", "Why the photo not same?", "What you give me?"...etc In addition, they do not ask you to remove your shoes, belt, laptop...and mobile, keys, coins in a separate basket....etc Once in Singapore...I was informed to check in 3 hours earlier on the eve of my departure because some "high flying" ministers will be on board. On the actual day...we have two thorough search by over-zealous officers. Once was at the checking in counter...they opened up ALL your bags...going thru EVERY items within. Next...at the waiting area...another round of humiliating assault.

While waiting for my flight...I had a cuppa at the cafe. "A brilliant idea to showcase the local handicrafts!" I thought. One feet tall figurines were placed on tables depicting the locals engaging in different trades. They look real...better than airhead Barbie Dolls!

Black Cat Cafe

2007-09-11T09:06:00.000+04:00

Gee..someone actually started a cafe in honour of me..in Ho Chi Minh City! Just kidding :)

Anyway...this cafe was voted by CNN in 2006 as one of Top Ten must try in the world. Love the funky place..the 70s feel to it. The burger..though not my cup of tea..is a MUST TRY...a regular 1.4kg cheese burger to knock the socks out of u! And if you are throwing a birthday bash...order the 10 kg burger cake!!!!!!!!!! The master of the house (a guy from California) and his local wife have a winner here! I will definitely be back..meow!

Where R U ?

2007-09-07T14:32:00.000+04:00

Well...this is my 2nd day in Ho Chi Minh City! No joke...I am there to meet several clients and for the VietBuild 2007 exhibition.Upon arrival yesterday...I was pleasantly surprised by the newly opened International Airport...not too fanciful but pretty efficient. Well done Ho Chi Minh!

Tired of the regular pho (vietnamese noodle soup with chicken or beef), I tried the snake fish noodle soup (Bun Ca Mien Tay) at the Buncamita Restaurant. The taste is just out of the world! ..refreshingly clean and tangy. A must try for all visitors! It's raining cats and dogs...sheer madness but frankly I love it...a break from the heat in Dubai...:)

Uptown Mirdif

2007-09-07T14:12:00.000+04:00

Quick!...get out of the city if you are forever complaining about the heat, the traffic..blah, blah blah..etc..it's only 20 mins away on a good day from Bur Dubai. I am talking about Mirdif! The Uptown Mall is different from your regular mega malls in Dubai. And put this on your "must try" list...the tim sum at the newly opened "Ta Shi Dai" restaurant is simply divine! I will publicly declared here.. it is the best in Dubai as far as authentic chinese cuisine is concerned...the rest is just CRAP!

Doing the Hump...

2007-09-07T13:31:00.000+04:00

Do not think dirty...the hump is actually sand dune bashing! I did it 3 times b4...all during winters. This time around...during the hot summer. If you are visiting Dubai for the very first time, it is a MUST to do the desert safari on a 4WD. Fun, fun, fun...all the way.

There were 8 of us in the car...one Ethopian father with his 2 lovely daughters, an indian couple (a fat aunty with her pompous looking hubby), 2 noisy iranian guys and myself.

Along the way...we took pictures with the menacing falcon..for a mere 5 Dhm.

The iranian guys were arguing loudly..in farsi..I think. Luckily, I was given the best seat...besides the driver.

Soon we approached the dunes...the real fun started. Lots of screaming and laughter. 15 mins later...

" Stop! STOP! STOP! " the fat aunty wailed.

"I can't take it anymore! I want to vomit!"

Instead of comforting the poor lady, the idiotic husband was shouting at her.

"SHUT UP! Shame on you!" he screamed at her. I was trying to control my laughter. The driver stopped several times for her to throw up until our final destination...a barbecue dinner in the middle of the desert. The night closed with lots of crazy dancing led by a voluptuous belly dancer. The iranian guys invited me to their hotel for more fun..Part 2.

"We eating, drinking, lancing and enjoy...hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Bizarre Encounter

2007-08-26T20:43:00.000+04:00

"My dear..i want you meet my partner..we have a business proposition." Issa, the polygamist from Senegal exclaimed.

Reluctantly, I waited at the lobby of Traders' Hotel in Deira. Mumbling to myself "That idiot! It better be good!"
Soon, Issa came over...for a change he was meticulously dressed..not in his national costume..but a full suit..with a pair of shining shoes.

"My partner is in the suite upstair...you come ok?"

"Are u mad? I DO NOT GO INTO ANYBODY'S ROOM ok?" I told him not so nicely.

"If he has anything to discuss...do so in the lobby!"

20 minutes later...Issa reappeared with another guy. The first thing that caught my attention..his huge "blink blink" Versace sunglasses! I was trying hard to control my laughter..thinking to myself at that moment " Is he one of the guys from Black Eyed Peas?" It was a crazy proposition which I can only do justice ...in another posting. Im getting out....off to Dibba (one of the biggest towns in Fujairah) for a good break...at the JAL Fujairah Spa Resort.

The other woman...

2007-08-26T19:57:00.000+04:00

"My wife is coming this week..please..arrange a good dinner..I don't care about the price..good one ok? and u must come along. She trusts you." Before I could uttered anything, the line was cut off abruptly. The frantic guy on the other line is my client...from Fujeirah. In his late 40s..not much in the look department..in fact extremely ugly...chain smoker as well. However, he is a very shrewd businessman from Malaysia. Thank my lucky star...he has given me many orders.

Many asian men...who travel regularly abroad...especially to China... love to keep "little birdies". Our friend...is keeping a sweet, young thing from China...and of all places..found her in Fujeirah. Met her once...in the house...she does all the cooking, cleaning...as well as providing "games" adults play behind closed door. After staying with him...she stopped "selling her smile". And the ugly thing like to brag a lot " She is not like the rest..after my money...we 'talk hearts'"

So I chose the Eauzone at the Royal Mirage...http://www.oneandonlyresorts.com/flash.html

Nice ambience...good food..and the price tag...about 300 Dhm per head. He's lucky...that evening was a "dry night"..meaning no alcohol.

Prior to the dinner...we stopped over at the Jumeirah Medinat and he bought his wife a full set of belly dancing costume..about 600 Dhm. I was looking at her from a distance..after 3 kids....I know it's wicked of me..but really she needs more than belly dancing classes to

trim down the "tree trunk" waistline.
During dinner..

"You know..back in Singapore..a young girl from Malaysia killed her married lover...and chopped him into many pieces..put in the frig...tightly sealed up..for one whole year!" Mary, his wife related the story rather excitedly.

With the hammou still in my mouth, I looked at the ugly man sitting across me and managed to said something real stupid " Shall we order dessert?"

One week later..he rewarded me with 3000dhm for a job "well done". Who am I to bear grudges with $$$? It's his problem anyway.

floating woes

2007-08-06T20:35:00.000+04:00

"Pleasure trips on the Creek have had to be curtailed or cancelled because boats cannot pass through Dubai's new floating bridge for much of the day. The crossing has eased traffic congestion in the city-but cruise operators say it is driving away tourists. The bridge...block the passage of vessels between 6am and 10pm..."

http://www.emiratestodayonline.com/

On the way back from Ajman..I instructed the driver to use the floating bridge..just to have a feel of it.Someone told me if the suspension of your car is kind of worn-out..you can actually FEEL it "galloping" (his word not mine) across.

"The 300 meter long bridge - 3.3 meters in height - floats on a harsh saltwater Creek environment which required special construction materials. It was also constructed to withstand wind speeds of up to 160 kilometers per hour and waves of up to 1.8 meters. Moreover the structure dynamically distributes energy from waves and pressure from vehicles across the length and breadth of the platform in such as was that they cancel each other out.
Environmentally speaking, the bridge does not disturb the flow of the water underneath it and allows for barnacles and sea algae to grow, which attracts and sustains existing sea life."
http://www.godubai.com/citylife/press_release_page.asp?id=11160&search=

I guess you can't please everyone...u win some and u lose some...that's life!

"let's get back to Ajman...it's so bloody hot here!"

The i2 Cafe

2007-08-06T19:54:00.000+04:00

One of the coolest cafes in town...at the Burjumun Mall..welcome to i2 cafe!

If you are a true techie..you will love the idea of ordering your favorite coffee via a mobile system from your table. (see pic..the Nokia mobile)

And the best part is..at least for now..you can serve the net free...yes FREE...for the entire day! Well...u just need to order a small cup of coffee for 10dhm. After that you may adjourn next door to check out the latest model of Sony Erisson (I was looking for the latest T650i). Anyway, I found some cool "skins" for my iPod nano!

The Men's Club

2007-08-06T19:20:00.000+04:00

If you ever plan to take a nice stroll in the evening during this time of the year...especially by the creek in Dubai..do it after 8pm. Otherwise you will be totally drenched...yes DRENCHED!..as if you just got out from the sauna...within 10 minutes. Pretty lady with mascara..try it..i guarantee..u will get a big part in The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Anyway..the 3 of us decided to take a walk around the old Bastikiya ..next to the museum. And just around the corner...we stumbled upon a wooden shack ! A group of local guys (not young) were sitting outside..smoking shisha and laughing away. One of them waved us over.

"Excuse me...is this a clubhouse?" I volunteered.

"Yes..yes...come..come..u want tea?"

"Is it for men only? can we take a peek?"

"No problem..u go in..but take off your shoes..and just say 'I love you!'...hahahahahahahaha!"

The entire place is air conditioned..a group of guys were sitting on cushions. Some were watching the telly...a group at one corner were playing Domino..another were just chatting and laughing. One of them waved to me to sit beside him. I took the opportunity to probe further.

"Yes...the ladies have their own meeting place..only the tourists...men..ladies..come here to take a look"

"Any hanky panky?" I asked.
A blank stare.

"Everyday..we come here 4pm..go home 2am..we talking..work...family...business..drink tea..eating..u want join us tonite?"

For The President

2007-07-26T14:24:00.000+04:00

Dear President Nakji,

Your wish is my command...
This morning, I braved the heat to do some field reportings on the latest development of the modern day "Tower of Babel" in Dubai....just for you...our dear President. (http://sannakji.blogspot.com/) Only one word though..AWESOME! (and take a good look at the Metro taking shape near the main road)

"At 512.1 metres (1,680 feet), Burj Dubai has become the world's tallest tower.
Burj Dubai, being developed by Emaar Properties, is now taller than Taipei 101 in Taiwan, which at 508 metres had been the tallest building in the world since it opened in 2004. Burj Dubai has now reached 141 levels - more storeys than any other building in the world.
On schedule for completion in 2008, Burj Dubai will be the tallest structure in the world in all four criteria listed by the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat. The council measures height to the structural top, the highest occupied floor, to the top of the roof, and to the tip of the spire, pinnacle, antenna, mast or flag pole.

http://archive.gulfnews.com/articles/07/07/22/10140939.html

By the way, Mr. President..i have reserved the suite unit for you on the 190th floor..please TT the down payment of US2.5 mil to my personal account asap

Humbly yours,

Black Feline

Escape to Ajman

2007-07-21T21:40:00.000+04:00

If one is looking for a place to get away from the busy city life and enjoy the sweet serenity of sunny beaches and resort hotels. Then Ajman is the ideal place for such an experience. The town of Ajman lies on the coast of the Arabian Gulf. Filled with historical landmarks which are left untouched by concrete jungles, Ajman is a model of culture and tradition. 1971 marked a historical moment when Ajman joined the United Arab Emirates.

http://www.dubaicityguide.com/ajman/

I have good reasons to visit Ajman at least two times a week. My rendevous with this crazy old man originally from Palestine...more than 30 years ago. To be precise, he is my client. Somehow, my local distributor who has being serving him ..went missing for several months now and the old man was most unhappy.

"You come and see me...10am sharp...not in my office...but at the Coral Beach Resort." Who am I to argue with him? In fact, I love the idea. The heat in Dubai is eating into my brain...i need some sea breeze! The old man loves my company. I need his biz and he needs someone to listen to his stories...so it's mutual right? The other day, his good friend, a rich emiratis joined in. Both of them were bragging about their many trips (biz cum leisure) to China..." the ladies are beautiful...so attentive....everything..very good...the massage...."....................on and on and on..I put on a brave front throughout.

"Next week you come my house..we have a bbq by the pool...and i will introduce my 3 chameleons to you." said the old man .

" Chameleon??????????????" I asked.

"Yes...chameleon..u know.. like monitor lizard? I have 3...they move freely in the garden."

(photos taken at the Coral Beach Resort)

The "Big" Thing

2007-07-09T21:12:00.000+04:00

When he walked into Starbucks....I was stunned for a moment..the sky blue costume was so overwhelming. Issa is a good friend of "Eddie Murphy"...also from Senegal. He has 3 wives...9 kids..two more on the way. The amazing thing....all livng under one roof!

" No fighting at all?"

"hahahahahahahahaha...no no no...we happy familee...hahahahahahahaha!"

"Sorry...u don't mind me asking...do u sleep together...i mean..the four of you?"

"hahahahahahahaahah...u bery funny...no no no no...my house...we have 5 rooms...each wife one room...the children sleep together...hahahahahahaha...u bery funny...i like!"

15 minutes later...yes i know....to shorten the story...i have to use the same line again.

"listen....i want do bisiness with you...i have many projack in Senegal..u come with me...u meeting my ambassador in Abu Dhabi...bery nice man...bery friendly..he tell you ok?"I almost dozed off .......then he pulled back one of his sleeves....suddenly I was almost blinded by some BIG SHINING OBJECT!

"What the heck is that?"

"You like? we can make money together!"

"Can I touch it?"...Yes I was gullible...but i need to know whether it's a fake!

"Listen...my hard for you...i honest man..we make money together." By now, I was too engrossed with the watch to pay any attention.

"I think about it and will let you know next week." This is Dubai...

The War Remnants Museum

2007-07-09T20:35:00.000+04:00

"The sobering War Remnants Museum was established in September 1975 in Ho Chi Minh City. It contains countless artifacts, photographs and pictures documenting some of the less heroic activities carried out by the US army in Vietnam. Displays illustrate the killing of civilians, the spreading of toxic defoliant, the torturing of prisoners and the effects of the war in the north. Planes, tanks, bombs and helicopters are also on display.Outside the museum are some rooms displaying cultural products of the Vietnamese culture. Over the last 29 years, over six million visitors have entered the museum. Nearly one million among them are from abroad."

http://www.traveltovietnam.com/

A trip to the Museum....is a lesson in life about the devastating effects of aggression in general. It doesn't matter which camp you are from...religion, left, right or middle etc....when you are in Ho Chi Minh City...DO NOT MISS THIS PLACE! It's a sobering experience for me. (Note: The man at the top...partially blind, lose his limbs etc...LANDMINE)

A Watering Hole

2007-07-08T19:26:00.000+04:00

The Starbucks cafe in Musallah Tower is my favorite watering hole...as you should know by now. Yesterday, that crazy "Eddie Murphy" from Senegal introduced his friend, Issa (same country) to me. I wasn't keen to entertain another "movie star" until he showed me his "big" thing...yes in the cafe! Anyway, will post it once I finished with Vietnam.

One early morning, I requested Mr. Ho to give me a ride on his bike and show me a nice place in Ho Chi Minh City where the locals enjoy gathering for coffee and snacks.

The Serenata is a cosy little cafe only known to the locals...great! It was 8.30am...we chose to sit out...the aromatic smell of vietnamese drip coffee filled the air...the owner was on the piano inside...."Memory" from the musical "Cats". A perfect morning.

Back in Dubai but thinking....

2007-07-07T17:40:00.000+04:00

.....of Vietnam. Strangely, I don't miss Singapore at all.

Ben Thanh market has long been one of Saigon's most famous landmark. The market has been in existence since the French occupation. The original market was located on the shores of Ben Nghe river by old fort Gia Dinh. Its proximity to the fort and the river where merchants and soldiers would land was reason for its name (Ben meaning pier or port and Thanh meaning fort). In 1859, when the French invaded Saigon and overtook fort Gia Dinh, Ben Thanh Market was destroyed. It was rebuilt shortly thereafter and remained standing until it was moved to its present location in 1899.

http://www.vietnamparadisetravel.com/

Things are really cheap here....and the best part, quality is maintained. By the way, thanks to drama diva (http://drama-diva.blogspot.com/) ....the photos look "museumsy" right? Try this out at : http://www.dumpr.net/

Bargaining is order of the day...for the fun of it!

"Let the wind caress your face..."

2007-07-04T04:48:00.000+04:00

"In the wind
you long to be
Far from life's
responsibilities
Feeling the wind
rush through your
mind
Taking you back to
a freer time
When you and the
road felt as one.."

http://wam_mag.homestead.com/poetry2.html

On the first day in Ho Chi Minh City...my client Mr. Vu was kind enuff to offer me a "ride of your life time!" to the exhibition hall. I did that in Bali (riding without a license...lol) and already tried during my last trip in Vietnam. Angelina and Brad did it too not long ago.

Biking is the main mode of travelling for most in HCM city for now before the proposed Metro kicks off in a year or two. In the midst of chaos...amazingly there is a certain sense of orderliness. Ladies (look at my translator Jasmin), guys, old, young...family of 4 on a bike....etc a common sight...daily on the streets....traffic lights are only for decoration...if you know what i mean...no traffic police... dump your safety helmet into the Saigon river. Just remember...do not suffocate the rider... hold on to the metal grip behind you. Hundreds of riders will offer you the thrill for an hour thru the city for a mere US$1. Choose your pick carefully...if you are not keen in some kinky massage..."nice boy...nice girl"...just declined the rider politely. Put on your iShuffle...."Living La Vida Loca" in full blast...close your eyes and let the wind caress your face! (The grand old dame...Rex Hotel....a famous haunt for the american soldiers during the Vietnam War)

Qbar...revisited

2007-07-03T18:05:00.000+04:00

Yes....Qbar is still there...but bigger and better. Located at District 01 Ho Chi Minh City...within the Opera House. Night life is alive here...beautiful crowd. Back in Dubai....it is not uncommon if you are visiting a club alone (male, female or alien) for those ugly burly bouncers at the door to shoo u away...worst if you are an asian or non european...it's a fact.

Walking around this area..especially in the evening...gave a sense of deja vu.....i remembered the first encounter with tuan viet....the little shoe shine boy...wondered how he's doing now?

Wow....the Opera House looks so grand in the night!

One night....i met another shoe shine boy, Duc.. at almost the same spot I met Viet. For the memory...i let him performed his work. It was well done! Very professional....the 50,000 dong (about 10 dhm) given brought a big smile to his face.

A wonderful time......in Vietnam

2007-07-03T08:46:00.000+04:00

The exhibition was a success...and i managed to sneak out during one of the days...to visit beautiful Vung Tau...about 3 hrs from Ho Chi Minh City by car...on a good day. It was raining cats and d#$gs along the way...but stopped upon our arrival.

The client brought us to a nice seafood restaurant by the sea. We had a fantastic lunch....fresh seafood with a few cans of Heneiken thrown in.

The steamed fish...big enuff for a banquet. And the local way of eating it....using a rice paper...put in bits of the meat...add in slices of chilli, spring onion...wrap the whole thing the "origami" way...and before putting into the mouth....dip some fish sauce...yummy! And look at those huge clams! For that sumptous meal.....including 4 more dishes..it's less than US$25 (total) for 4 persons. Definitely a steal! So how are you.. my friends? I am flying back to Dubai on the 4th July 2007...perfect date.

Hochiminh City, Vietnam

2007-06-15T06:11:00.000+04:00

I will be off to Vietnam for a couple of weeks....business cum a bit of leisure.

Hope to surprise http://vietnamesegod.blogspot.com/

Will definitely try out some of the restaurants he reccommended on his blog...and revisit Qbar...hopefully it is still as cool. My biggest desire is to meet my god-brother Viet whom i lose contact with for a few years now. He was barely 10 when i met him one fateful night in Ho Chi Minh City...working as a shoe-shine boy for a mere US$1 per day! To cut the long story short...I enrolled him for an english course in an American school. The last i heard from him...he was doing well...working in a cafe...speaking good english.

source of photo: http://www.easia-adventures.com/sites/hochiminhcity.htm

Dubai Metro

2007-06-11T11:32:00.000+04:00

The Saeediya Station will be along the green line...and currently...looking out from my balcony...excavation work is on day and night...even during the wee hours....u can hear the pounding sound in your dream. Luckily, i doze off easily inspite of the irritating noise. Madam Tango left before she becomes crazy!

But I am a bit worried because the excavation work is less than 6 metres from the existing Musallah Residence where Im staying....yet to see any cracked line...touch wood. What about the foundation? will it not be affected ?or am I the only resident left because I noticed for the past 2 weeks.....most of the lights in the entire building were off? Anyway, some facts and figures of the Metro to excite you:

Features of the Lines:
Single largest automatic driverless system in the world
Red Line -52.1 km and 28 stations. These include 24 elevated and 4 underground.
Red Line - scheduled for completion on 9th September, 2009 while contract commenced on 21st August, 2005
The underground stations for the Red Line are Burjuman, Union Square, Al Rigga and Port Sayed
Green Line - 17.6 km and 14 stations
Hours of operation - 05H00 to 00H30
Average Speed - 40kph
Interchange underground stations at Burjuman and Union Square
Red Line:
5 car train - this includes carriage for VIPS, Women and Children
Fully Air conditioned trains and stations
Retail facilitates at stations
Green Line:
3 car train - this includes carriage for VIPS, Women and Children
Fully Air conditioned trains and stations
Retail facilitates at stations

http://www.dubaimetro.info/en/

Cyclone Gonu

2007-06-07T10:00:00.001+04:00

"Cyclone hit the Emirates"
"Destruction in Fujairah"

"Mohammad Ali Sultan, a Fujairah resident said the whole situation reminds him of the Indonesia tsunami. He said: “It’s just like the Tsunami, as water is pushing on slowly from the shore, but it is just beginning, soon it will reach the houses on the other side of the road from the beach”.
http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Environment/10130200.html

I was planning to visit Fujairah yesterday until my client called to postpone the appointment. They have two projects by the sea and the management was sensible enuff to halt the work. And the same guy who called was laughing over the other end..."We are off to the beach to watch the once in a lifetime spectacular!"
The visibility level in Dubai was bad yesterday as well. However, I thought it was much cooler.

The last time I experienced a nerve wrecking storm was in Kurobe, Japan. The wind was so strong that I was literally stuck onto a lamp post for a good 5 minutes...cross my heart, no exaggeration!

Well...i think i should stop working hard for the next couple of days...until Gonu is pacified.

By the way...the stupid guy who went to watch the "spectacular" is still alive.

My Private Pool....

2007-06-03T17:16:00.000+04:00

Well almost....kiki the birdie has also chosen to make the pool her permanent home. With a bit of celebrity status that she's enjoying now...the diva has gone bonker! Two weeks ago, she actually bite my finger when I tried to give her a piece of apple.

Anyway, the pool is on the 14th floor....the smaller one is a jacuzzi. Normally, I am alone. The other residents...mainly europeans choose to come out in the evening when the sun has gone home....for fear of skin cancer i think. Perfect for me! I stopped going to the beach....overcrowded. And with the new "what you should and should not wear on the beach" code..I think it is better to stay away...otherwise some idiots might report you to the petrolling police for indecent exposure! Having said that...there are really some idiots on the beach...u know who u are.....who couldn't care less even if there have nothing on! I have seen one fat couple who stripped to the butt....oblivious to those around. Subsequently, I had nightmare for a week.

Dubailand

2007-06-03T16:42:00.000+04:00

In the next couple of years, I cannot think of any country embarking on such a massive project. Dubailand will simply blow your mind away. It will be the mecca of commercialisation of the highest order. Check this out:

Dubailand will cover an area of 3 billion square feet
Dubailand has 7 themes: Theme parks, culture & art, science & planetariums, sports & sports academies, wellbeing & health, shopping & retail and resorts & hotels
Dubailand has a total of 45 mega projects
Projects currently operational include: Autodrome, Polo & Equestrian Club and Al Sahra Desert Resort
Dubailand expects a footfall of 200,000 visitors a day and 15 millions visitors a year once fully operational
The diverse projects under Dubailand include theme parks, eco-tourism projects, shopping malls, restaurants and residential units that are being developed by UAE, GCC and international investors
Dubailand will have a minimum of 55 hotels within its geographical location
Dubailand projects a population of 2.5 million people, which includes tourists, workers and residents, once fully operational

http://www.dubailand.ae/facts_figures.html

Last month... I was at the ATM (Arabian Travel Market) exhibition..for the sole purpose of visiting the Dubailand pavilion. Look at some of the project details...there's the Golden Gate Bridge of San Francisco, Eiffel Tower, London Bridge.......it's just unbelievable! And Universal Studio will be there as well.

2010....the magic number....I think I should be around to witness history in the making...don't envy me!

CSI:Dubai

2007-05-26T18:48:00.000+04:00

Warning: Parental Guidance is advisable

"When you found it?" asked the inspector.

"I was doing my morning walk...about 8am.."

"You have any idea who might have done it?"

"Definitely not my kind...we are not barbaric you know...and we don't like wild birds...and also the bird flu problem."

"Is that all?"

"Yes..u may go....wait a minute! what's that feather on your head?"

"It's my accessory...bought it from the mall."

Are U Eddie Murphy?

2007-05-26T17:59:00.000+04:00

"May I join you?"

"Yes...but you have to get your own coffee." I answered.

I love to have a cuppa every afternoon after a light lunch...just black...no sugar. My favorite red armchair...a refuge for just half an hour...from the scourging heat outside.

In the past, I had encountered strange creatures who conned me into buying drinks for them with their strange tales. This time around, I "wisen up".

"Are u Eddie Murphy?"

"Hahahahah....many people said the same. No, I from Senegal. You know Senegal?"

15 minutes later...

"Listen..I also into mubie making. I have a story....three villages A, B, C...the people from village B came and killed my family in village A...so I went to village C to get help...together we destroyed village B."

"Interesting (I lied...in fact I almost fell off the chair)..u have any experience in acting?"

"Yes"...immediately he showed me a scar on his head.."this from a tiger...i fighting the tiger...and here..." he removed his tucked in shirt to expose a long scar near the navel.

"Hello...are u mad? this is a public place...why are u showing me that?"

"You no believe...i have a longer one( another scar or what?) below!" he was going to roll down the waistband of his pants!

"Ok...ok...i believe you!" Thank God...he stopped.

"I also fighting with "chief" (he meant thief) who steal my sister handphone!"

"You find investors..together we can make the mubie. You come Senegal...I have one hundred fifity cows!" "You know cow? MOOO...MOOO...MOOOOOOOOOO!"

Yin & Yang

2007-05-18T21:28:00.000+04:00

To find authentic korean cuisine in this part of the world...is like looking for "a needle in the sea".

Guess what? I found this fabulous place "Seoul Garden Restaurant" just next to Zabeel Building. How could i have missed it?

The owner is a petite korean lady. Last week, I tried the famous ginseng chicken soup (Samgyetang)...absolutely the real McCoy! Enuff said. And the side dishes (they will replenish at no extra charges) were simply delicious!

Samgyetang is traditionally served in the summer for its supposed nutrients, which replaces those that are easily lost through excessive sweating and physical exertion during the hot summers in Korea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samgyetang

I managed to leave my mark again in one of the magazines...can u spot it? lol

San Nakji will go gaga over this dish...lol

Land of Sea Giants

2007-05-17T22:41:00.000+04:00

On a good day (meaning the traffic)..it takes about 2 hours to reach Fujairah from Dubai. And also my driver with an attitude...must be in the right frame of mind...not to try another route. The last trip...it took 4 hours to reach...because the "smart alec" took the Kalba way rather than the normal Masafi way. This couple of months, I had made several trips to Fujairah to meet some clients. The entire place is so mind boggling! I am still in a cultural shock.

The Emirate of Fujairah is historically very old and it is evidenced that people had lived here before Christ . Anciently Fuajairah was known as the land of the sea giants ...
http://www.fujairahmunc.gov.ae/fujairah%20e/fujairah.htm

Yesterday, i was on the lonely journey again...as usual i was awed by the miles and miles of mountain ranges....suddenly i felt so small. Looking out of the window..I spotted some donkeys and camels.. looking for plastic cans i supposed. Far ahead, the visibility of the ranges was low dued to the afternoon heat.

In the city, the only tall building for now is the Fujairah Tower. Things are slowly picking up here...I heard there are many beautiful beaches around...by the way, anyone spotted me behind the wheel? lol (see pic)

A group of youngsters were having lunch at the KFC...for 22 dhm... eat all you want..perhaps till you drop dead!

"Hi! how do you guys survive here?"

" Can u get us out of here??" one guy from USA quipped, in half jest.

" You guys read the news about some genies who started a series of fires here lately?"

http://www.7days.ae/showstory.php?id=50734#

"It's in Dilba"

Land of sea giants? genies? i need a glass of ice water!

On a serious note...can somone tells me the origin of the tagline:

"Land of Sea Giants"
In any case, Fujairah is definitely a land of many magical possibilities...

Are You Nut??????

2007-05-09T09:30:00.000+04:00

Every morning...without fail...I will sashay along the walkway...with my trolley bag in tow ...at the same time making sure those wheels are not stained by irritating bird's poo.... into my favorite sanctuary(starbucks) for a cup of piping hot, highly addictive, black coffee....no sugar.

This morning as usual..8am sharp...found my favorite red sofa with a great view thru the shopfront glass panel. "Hmmmm...nice coffee!"

Suddenly..."What the heck is that???" Rubbing my eyes...the coffee affecting my vision? or "Am i seeing things????"

He was literally sitting on one of the busiest streets in Bur Dubai! A group of students stopped by and advised him to get up, I supposed. He looked up and answered nonchalantly (from my seat, it was kind of muted but thank God, I read lips!): "Mind your own f#*king business!" I might be wronged...lol

Everyday..in Dubai...there will be people complaining incessantly about the thousand and one traffic problems and reckless drivers from hell...etc What's new?

On a flip side...they are also many walking time bombs...pedestrians who think they are " Master of the road". Sadly, many got killed for their ignorance.

Thirty minutes later....sanity prevailed. He picked himself up...dusted his butts...and simply walked away.

Le Pain Quotidien

2007-05-07T20:16:00.000+04:00

What a mouthful...name of the cafe: Le Pain Quotidien. The snobs will probably frown at me. I don't give a heck...whenever i am meeting friends for coffee at the Emirates Mall..it's the usual: "let's meet at the bread cafe."

Apparently, it is very famous.

The origins of Le Paine Quotidien are as simple and inspirational as the products it now sells. Towards the end of the eighties, Alain Coumont, a highly regarded chef at one of Brussels' most prestigious restaurants just wasn't able to source bread worthy of his clientele and so started making it himself.
In 1990, the original Le Pain Quotidien stores opened its doors in downtown Brussels. The concept was a huge success from day one.
By 1993, there were 16 different stores in Europe. And by 1997, Alain Coumont had opened his first store in the heart of New York City.
There are now more than 60 Le Pain Quotidien stores in over 30 different cities in the world and the word is spreading.

http://www.lepainquotidien.com/

I must admit...they have very fresh speciality breads, sandwiches, pastries..etc

See the interesting picture? the huge UFO looking equipment on the table ? any clue what is it?

Correct answer will entitle you to one free tea/muffin set:

Ponies or Bees?

2007-05-06T11:00:00.000+04:00

I am a purist for certain things. Imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped into a quirky looking amusement corner (too small to be called a park or centre) at the Deira City Centre. Frankly, the place is pretty uber cool...." Is that a merry go round?" "...with zombie looking bees??????????" Yuk! Where are the ponies?

Is like having an environmental friendly tree for Christmas...using recylced cans, bottles...etc ..it just will not do. A fake tree is perfectly ok...my acceptable standard.

Coming back to those ugly bees...they do not move up and down mechanically..i saw some poor kids rocking themselves manually...lol

Anyway, i remember vividly when i was a kid ..back home we have a couple of amusement parks then ...and during the Chinese New Year season..a trip to such places with friends was THE EVENT! The roller coaster ride, the ghost train etc...and of course the merry go round...with ponies....simple pleasure! Alas, they have to make way for tall commercial buildings..in the name of modernisation.

Just my luck...I was at the newly opened Sahara Mall...in Sharjah yesterday. And at the amusement centre (they actually have a mini roller coaster inside with silly school girls and boys screaming their heads off!), I spotted the real McCoy!...Yes...the merry go round with ponies!

The thing about merry go round..it is timeless and magical..and perhaps even therapeutic..it never fails to put a smile on your face...even if you are just watching it goes...round and round and round and round.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Speak Easy

2007-05-01T09:41:00.000+04:00

It is part of my daily ritual in Dubai. Tuning into Dubai Eye 103.8.....

One of my favorite segments is definitely "Speak Easy"..by a wacky pair of foxy ladies...Nannette and Victoria....their wicked sense of humor always left me in stitches...totally unscripted...

and their chemistry is impeccable....reminds me of the infamous duo from BBC...French and Saunders....but the ladies on air are much much prettier in the look department...lol

This morning, heard the bad news... Victoria has a relapse...the doctors found a growth in her brain and she will be operated on immediately. Like many of their fans....I pray for her speedy recovery!

http://www.arnonline.com/arnnew/

"Kiki" is the resident birdie at the roof-top pool...no one has an iota of a clue where she's from. She has this peculiar habit of traversing along the edge...her head moving repeatedly like a twirling baton...almost trance liked. I like to believe she's a messenger from heaven. Remember the german lady who received a free copy of "The Witch of Portobello"? She had a very spiritual encounter with Kiki. While she was resting by the pool one afternoon, with a very heavy heart...suddenly the birdie flew towards her...and flapping her wings...made a full circle flight around her...it's like telling her: "Someone is watching over you and worry no more!" Instantly, she felt a huge load lifted up from her heart!

"Vic will be fine!"

Festival City....

2007-04-26T15:12:00.000+04:00

Latest attraction in Dubai: The Festival City. I was there last week...actually to buy some cheap stuff from the big IKEA next door. Impressive design...massive building...and it is not even completed yet! You need a map (yes it's provided) to just walk around. There's a canal outside with a fleet of Abras (water transport) to transport guests along it. Nice.

I think it will take on a different look in the evening..sipping coffee at the alfresco cafe..watching those tourists on the Abras waving to u..i imagine myself lifting the middle finger..lol...just kidding!

A Festival of Sport was held earlier...currently it's Festival of Art. I guess the "brilliant" people who came up with this concept will have to come up with a theme every month..rather tiresome i think!

Check out the following:

http://www.dubaifestivalcity.com/

Crocheting in Dubai

2007-04-25T22:31:00.000+04:00

I love talking to strangers..:) They are everywhere in Dubai..I swear. Everyone here is in the big melting pot....chasing after big bucks primarily. Relationship is impersonal.

This burly man from Pakistan (later found out he's a taxi driver) was standing in the public carpark just outside the office...holding some strange apparatus and his fingers were moving. I was curious enough to check out what he was doing? Crocheting!...and making his own belt! Very smart indeed...lol Let me tell you.....over here...taxis drivers...especially from Pakistan...have bad reputation. Many tales were told by those who supposedly survived the ordeal....scary stuff...including molestation regardless of your gender. After listening long enuff, true or otherwise, you begin to form a certain stereotyping image about them...i.e. they are all BAD!

My own encounter so far...I think...by and large if you show respect, they will reciprocate in return. Just like this guy...he was beaming ear to ear when i praised him.

Anyway, I still can't get over it. Big bearded guy crocheting? It's quite hilarious!

Look at the last photo...he actually removed the belt he was wearing that day! Thank God..the pants stayed put...due to his big belly...i think...lol

Talking to me?

2007-04-21T22:25:00.000+04:00

"Yes...Camel. Please do be careful what u are putting into your mouth!"

Just my luck...this morning (in fact almost closed to 12pm) on the highway along Sharjah...spotted 3 hungry camels came out from nowhere making their way to a provision shop. A few boxes filled with discarded vegetables lying near the entrance.( I must warn them to be careful...not the habitants of the shop but the poor creatures of the desert.)

Last Thursday, it was reported that on average, Dubai residents throw away more than a tonne each of waste every year, one of the highest per capital anywhere in the world.

According to Dr. Ulrich Wernery, a 20 year UAE resident and founder of the Emirates Environmental Group, many domestic and wild animals (camels, donkeys..etc) have died from eating plastic bottles, food wrappings jettisoned by a careless public into makeshift dumps or along quiet stretches of highway.

source: www.xpress4me.com

The price of progress?

Lonely in Dubai

2007-04-16T10:13:00.000+04:00

Ok...anyone out there who has NEVER done text massaging (SMS) before? If you can prove it...I promise not to eat any doggie for a year!

The seemingly harmless SMS facility on mobile phones led a father to get hooked on to flirtatious text messages to the extent that he threatened to kiss his family after his wife confronted him.

http://www.emiratestodayonline.com/

Dubai is a boys' club. Period. If he is working here alone...unless he's monk otherwise there's no way he is going to curb the hunger pang. Not many are bold enuff to pick up those night (day too) birds along Deira. Too risky. Clubbing is touch and go event. Interest groups(painting eg...ya sure) only for desperate housewives. Cyclone( the infamous meat market in Dubai) is a ripped off. So the next best thing to do....registered with a text message agency which enables men and women to get in touch with one another. Loneliness is dreadful thing.

If you are an alcoholic, at least you can signed up with AA. Im not so sure about texts addict...lol

Yes, Im a confirmed addict(not the kinky type..strictly business). Prove it? My right thumb is the size of a lollipop!

Maybe for those desperate and lonely ones....get a cold shower!

Anything wrong with the red texts? spot it quick...lol

Karma Living: The Time Residences

2007-04-09T09:53:00.000+04:00

"Karma ~ Good Energy flowThe round building has no square edges, and is being designed to carry good energy flow through out the building expressing the ages old arts of Feng Shui and of Vastu that promote and produce calm - KARMA living. The turning motion allows everyone to experience “Waking up” to greet sunlight that rejuvenates life form, fresh air that refreshes, and beautifully landscaped Venetian water canals that enchant the spirit. The whole experience elevates the soul and raises feel good factors that adds to quality life style living."

Yes...it's now a reality! The Time Residences is the one and only revolving apartment in the world...and apparently the brilliant people behind this idea is going to franchise the concept worldwide.

"Time residences is a building like no other on the planet. Outlined to be a “Timeless and precious” masterpiece development.The whole 70-80,000 ton monumental building is designed to turn with the power of the sun. Awake one day to see panoramic lake views and another day to see beautiful landscapes and the worlds biggest shopping mall.The turning motion is to provide “Never Ending Views”, gifted to mankind by the power of nature This Building offers a “New Dimension to Living” , views appear at a pace to gradual to be felt on the consciousness and set in time. Everyday the building accurately moves 51.43 degrees, or 0.63metres in one hour.The time line that runs down the building locks into 12 o'clock noon markings on the podium and ground. Making this the most expensive Time piece in the world."

source: http://www.timeresidences.com/rotating.htm

"Has anybody laughed at you yet?" asked the hostess (dead panned tone) on the Breakfast Show this morning (FM103.8, Dubai Eye) I almost fell off my chair....what a fxxking question! lol

"...it takes only the power of 20 toasters (I think i heard correctly) to turn the 80,000 ton building..." Wow! Solar energy...to be exact.

The Accidental Tourist

2007-04-09T09:22:00.000+04:00

I am still fuming mad....lol

The regal looking lady shows off her complimentary copy of "The Witch of Portobello"..signed... proudly. And she got it yesterday at a private function held at the XVA gallery cafe....courtesy of the TATWEER group.

We were talking about the author only couple of days ago....and get this...she wasn't even invited for ..i stressed again...private function! And get this again...she wasn't even planning to be at the cafe...a stone throw away from my dwelling place..at all! It must be her destiny! She just happened to be passing by and got invited in by the ushers. Heard from her...free flow of champxxxx!...lol

By the way, the regal looking madam is a certified tango, salsa instructor..and her forte is to organise shows fusing orchestra with tango dance...etc brilliant idea! Do you know she actually did one in Germany (her country of origin) with the legendary diva Omara of Buena Vista Social Club? That's real cool!

Anyway, good luck to the lucky 200 who will get to meet the author at the Battuta today.

Witch of Portobello

2007-04-07T10:26:00.000+04:00

Mr. Paulo Coelho, the renowned author of "The Alchemist" will be in Dubai on the 8-9 April to launch his new book.

The Arab cover is a bit boring i think. Much prefer the US cover.

My first encounter with "The Alchemist" was frustrating to say the least. I thought it was pretentious. I shelved it half way through. Then, by a stroke of luck, i packed it on my trip here last year. The thing about such book is you must read it in an unrushed manner. Full of profound gems. Love it. Hopefully, the new material is just as inspiring.

source of pics: http://en.paulocoelhoblog.com/witch-of-portobello/

The Masala Room

2007-04-06T23:02:00.000+04:00

I coined it the "Masala Room" because of the sensual posters on the wall. A resting place...just to laze around...enjoy a cup of tea...read a book...a short nap...possible.

Anyone in Dubai knows whereabout is this place? For once Im not telling...it's a secret..lol

Switch on...Switch off

2007-04-06T22:45:00.000+04:00

In Dubai...the mark of a good cafe lies in the standard of the ice mint tea.

Visited the T Junction at the Burjumun...tucked away at a rather obscured corner. Very nice retro decor. Unfortunately, something missing...i cannot emphatically pin point the problem. The waiter recommended ice mint tea. The sweetness overwhelmed the minty flavor. And will certainly make one diabetic instantly...i swear!

I gave my 2 cents feedback to the Manager. The good part...he was very receptive and promised to improve the next round. Immediately, he offered another drink on the house...a rarity in Dubai. I politely declined...

Anyway....in the meantime...using my extraordinary power acquired from watching "Heroes"...I decided to "decolourised" the place until they show some improvements...lol

One of those days...

2007-04-06T22:29:00.000+04:00

Frankly, Im still stunned why I took this meal? Mind u, it's excellent! Nasi Goreng Istimewa (Fried Rice Indonesian style) at the Japengo Cafe, Burjumun Mall...Dubai.

Over the years...i have given up most meats except steamed fish and chicken with lots of vegetables and fruits. No fried stuff for me. And, I can't remember when was the last time i stepped into KFC, Mac, BurgerKing...etc 10 yrs ago? A friend thinks Im nut...missing so much in life! I guess it's a choice..nothing religious.I know my body..and I do not crave for those stuff one bit anymore.

Anyway, coming back to the question...i have a theory..it must have being a full moon last night..so I cannot be held responsible for such reckless indulgence..lol

By the way, I left my mark on the table. Can u spot it?

For Cergie

2007-03-31T20:15:00.000+04:00

The weather in Dubai is steaming up.....but still the light breeze in the morning gives a tingling sensation. Found this little sparrow (I think) hopping around on a straw mat inside the XVA gallery cafe. Cergie, my friend...could it be Piaf visiting?

By the way, the XVA is another of my favorite haunts...away from the bustling crowd...and to reflect on life's issues....lol

Gordon Ramsay, the infamous and foul mouthed chef from UK loves this place.

The rooftop (see pic) is superb! Look at the artistic old tree....incredible!

M.I.A.

2007-03-31T19:49:00.000+04:00

Meow!....I am back!

No....I have not visited the Queen but let's see...

I was back home for the Chinese New Year...

Planning for an exhibition in Vietnam this coming June...

Was down in Ajman....servicing a very rich palestinian developer...with only one leg! I dared not ask him about the other one....Ajman is a nice, quiet state in UAE...

And the saddest news to date....Queen Manju (remember my cousin?) has being kidnapped by some idiots back home. It will never be the same again in Little India (Singapore) without her....she's like a mascot of that ethnic enclave.

Mama Mia the musical s in Dubai...finally. Will be watching the show on Monday at the Medinat Jumeirah (see above pic)

Took the pic this afternoon...a view from the room. See the traffic at Bur Dubai? Today is a public holiday...Prophet Mohammed's birthday. The brochure on the sill is for an exhibition by an Iranian couple at the XVA gallery cafe next week...I think.

Not the LBD

2007-01-29T10:08:00.000+04:00

This year...UK is celebrating the 80th anniversary of Coco Chanel's first little black dress. The iconic Audrey Hepburn in the classic: Brerakfast at Tiffany's set the trend for the LBD.

The other day, on the way to the washroom...I saw this Iranian guy working away on a black abaya..stitch by stitch...bead by bead. He was kind enuff to explain the process. Some intricate designs will take weeks and even months. His fingers stiffen....backache...teary eyes...etc It is definitely an art....under appreciated because he's getting peanuts every month...a mere 450 dhm! I don't know how much they are charging for a piece...definitely not cheap.

Think about it...the LBD is just a piece of simple black dress...nothing fanciful... but you probably be paying thousands for a branded piece! And the designer will be laughing all the way to the bank...What a contrast!

Hangover anyone?

2007-01-29T09:48:00.000+04:00

Nursing a cold? a late night out? jet lag? or just feeling lousy? A wonderful place to visit...is the Bastikiya Art Cafe. One of my favorite haunts in Dubai for a quiet morning outing...especially during this time of the year. The weather is crispy cold (about 13 degree) in the morning. Bring along a book...order a light breakfast and no coffee.....yes no piping hot coffee! An icy glass of moroccan mint/lemon tea will definitely knock the socks out of you! Thank God the resident mascot...an impish feline is still around. Hopefully, she stays indoor for a while.

Shortly the lady boss sashay(ed) in with her usual regal air....and stayed at the balcony overlooking the courtyard for a while...munching a piece of bread...:) It's like watching a performance from where I was seated...alone.

I fear for my life!

2007-01-24T16:01:00.000+04:00

A wonderful feeling...to be back in Dubai. A new place...in the city. Great view from the top. A swimming pool and a gym at the roof...wow!..but now i fear for my life! Thus, I have decided to put on a mask to avoid being killed while roaming the streets around the old souk. You don't dig it? ok...read the following:

DUBAI: Dubai divided over cooking cats report

"There has been a huge response to our report on stray cats being cooked and eaten in Dubai’s labour camps with scores of readers writing in to show their disgust and others registering their approval of the practice. While seven-year-old Coral said she was “very mad and sad,” other readers suggested different recipes and claimed eating the stray cats helped rid the streets of the “vermin.” Municipality officials said yesterday that while cat meat cannot be served at restaurants, there is no way of controlling what people eat in private. “We are not aware of incidents such as this, but it may well be happening. We make sure that such food is not served in hotels but what individuals do inside their own homes really cannot be monitored,” said Abdullah Rafeeu, the Assistant Director General for Environment and Public Health Affairs. Monday’s report detailed how labourers were now banned from bringing cats into their labour camps and eating them."

source: http://www.7days.ae/en/2007/01/24/dubai-dubai-divided-over-cooking-cats-report.html

Anyway, this afternoon I managed to sneak out of the house and was actually at the Fortune project site where a fire broke out recently, killing at least 2 workers during their break. Very sad....if only all these blood sucking employers would spend some money to ensure fire safety on site. A friend working in another project next to it...actually saw the entire episode. He was deeply affected...to this day.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh....don't blow my cover...im not a feline ok?

Long Live Instant Noodle!

2007-01-12T09:24:00.000+04:00

"Japan has bid farewell to Momofuku Ando, known as the inventor of instant noodles that have become a global household product, after he died aged 96.
Ando died of acute heart failure on Friday, said Nissin Food Products Co, the company he founded in 1948 in the aftermath of World War II and built into a multi-billion dollar empire.
Japanese newspapers published lengthy obituaries of the businessman on Saturday with the influential Asahi Shimbun praising him for bringing "instant noodles to the world and into space....."

source:http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070106/1/45t4b.html

Who has not tasted instant noodle before?

I am not a fan of it but like someone said " A place without felines is like a face without eyebrows!" Similarly, you cannot dismiss the ubiquitous Instant Noodle....it's everywhere...including Dubai.

Let see.....for me...when I'm too lazy to cook or to buy a meal...just need a quick slurp..Instant Noodle works for me. Normally, I will only put in half the satchet of the flavored powder. And will add in lots of greens including spring onion...finely chopped. One hard boiled egg...and thin slices of boiled chicken meat. And most importantly...I WILL NOT DRINK THE SOUP AT ALL! On the average, my consumption of this plastic tasting stuff is limited to about less than 10 packs a year. In Dubai, I have yet to discover my favorite korean brand..SHIN CUP. Really hot and spicy...tangy texture and enough kick to give you the most satisfying meal for a while.

Anyway, it is equally hard to get good authentic japanese ramen in Dubai. In fact, some restaurants have the audacity to pull a fast one by serving you Instant Noodle in a beautiful bowl!

Wonder what's your harrowing experience with the Instant Noodle? Care to share? :)

Let it snows!

2006-12-19T06:08:00.000+04:00

Christmas is just around the corner...so I promise to be good otherwise i will miss my ipod..for yet another year!

Recently back home (Singapore)..I got a chance to take a look at the christmas lightings. Nothing to scream about...after so many years..the idea is running stale. Hope they come up with something meaningful other than enticing u to shop! shop! shop! Anyway, this is a pretty good effort (see 2nd photo). A christmas tree decked with crystals. Here's the facts:
Took 12,966 man hours to complete
Weighs over 3,215 kg
Decorated with 496 number of light bulbs
With 3762 crystal beads
Encrusted with 21,798 diamonds
Totalling 913 carats
worth S$1,550,000

In Dubai, celebrating a white christmas is a reality now. Thanks to the "ski resort" located inside the Emirates Mall (see 1st photo)....most people like us can at least gaze thru the glass enclosure and hum a nice carol. Two sisters who visited not too long ago...love the idea! While you are there...check out the St. Molitz cafe...enjoy a cup of piping hot aromatic coffee while u laugh your head off watching those idiots falling down the so called "snowy" cliff...or u can imagine yourself right at the top of the Alps. Just a note...don't try the restaurant next door...Sezzam. Noble fusion concept....horrible food!

If there's ever a Santa Claus Academy in Dubai....those local guys need to work hard on their huge butt (most of them have sweet tooth i guess....really huge butt!) otherwise i don't think they will clear the normal chimney test...

HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND A GREAT NEW YEAR 2007!
TO ALL FRIENDS AND FOES....PEACE!

Where's My Friskies?

2006-12-04T09:44:00.000+04:00

What a grueling run! But if you see an old man (in his 70s) doing the full marathon..will u give up? or a young lady pulling a real car tyre..with a mission in mind...protect our environment...doing the full marathon..do u still want to give up? She completed it in about 7 hours!

Anyway, everyone got a medal..I asked for a year supply of Friskies instead...the organisers looked at one another for a long while.............

I am contemplating to sign up for the Standard Chartered Dubai Marathon 2007...12th January.

Run Feline Run!

2006-11-25T05:25:00.000+04:00

This will probably be my fifth run...have yet to try the Dubai/Standard Chartered Marathon though.
It's almost like a ritual after you did the first one. Do not be fooled...only completed the full marathon once...42 km. You need to do regular training for the BIG DAY. This year I am only doing the 21km instead. Walk if u must...otherwise just crawl.

Any runner out there?

Mamma Mia!

2006-11-14T10:39:00.000+04:00

MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!!!! $#%%@#$%^&**()))!! the temporary driver has gone nut!
Our driver has gone home for his vacation so the company engaged a "driver" who is on social pass... just to save a few coins!
Last week, the nut ran the car over my foot...YES...my left foot to be exact..before i shut the door. The rear tyre was on my poor foot for almost 30 secs. Fortunately i wasn't bare footed.The idiot just gave a sheepish grin.
Two days ago...he called at 9.00am " Sorry, Im not coming to fetch you...i have an interview!" One hour later, I took a taxi and went to the company where he's waiting at the reception. He was stupid enuff to try his luck with one of our chinese clients.His jaws dropped when he saw me...i fingered him to come out immediately or I will not hesitate to inform the HR Manager (a friend) to give him the boot!
I instructed him to drive me to my destination...Upon arrival.."Give me the keys...and u may continue with your interview. In 30 mins if you do not return...just F off from my face!" He stayed put. Period.

Mamma Mia! the musical is coming to Dubai...April 2007. Not to be missed!!!! Saw it two years ago in Singapore. It's FUN!FUN! FUN! For those who survived the ABBAS era and those who have yet to know their music...

" Timeless songs such as Dancing Queen, I Have a Dream, Voulez-Vous, and Take a Chance on Me, are ingeniously woven into an enchanting tale of love, laughter and friendship. On the eve of her wedding, a daughter's quest to discover the identity of her father brings 3 men from her mother's past back to the Greek island paradise they last visited 20 years ago."
www.mamma-mia.com

Anyone seen it?

What's That?

2006-11-04T20:51:00.000+04:00

Musa is a sick man. The PRO came back with this photo taken in the GENT...in fact two. I told him to sneak around and take photos of those glutton in the toilet so that i can make a report to the authority..eating during the fasting month...lol
Anyway, the stupid old man got distracted...started snapping the urinary..with ice in it!!!!!! any idea what's that for? No! Baluchi...u don't drink juice from there! By the way, i refused to post the other shot...also taken by that fool...because he took it while he was doing his thing...sheer madness!

Last week was hectic...because of the BIG 5 Constuction Exhibition in Dubai. Also a good break from daily mundane work...visiting booths from all over the world...collecting free souvenirs....and lazing around at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cafe..sipping aromatic coffee...and hissing at idiots who thought we were exhibition guides! Thought I saw our friend...halfmanhalfbeer......lol
Anyway, this cafe has an interesting gadget (see pic)...very efficient indeed! any guess?

Gently Ple...assssssssssse!!!!!!!

2006-10-27T09:14:00.000+04:00

During the Remadan month...it was a trying period for many non muslims...especially gluttons.We were at the Burjuman Mall during lunch hour...bought burgers/drinks at Burger King for take away. As a mark of respect ..non muslims are not allow to consume food/drink or even smoke in public places.If you are caught...a penalty of about 500 Dhm will be imposed!
Coming to the burgers...one of my stupid colleagues was on the verge of a breakdown...he literally dashed to the GENTS...half an hour later...he came out with a broad smile on his stupid face..i detected some tomato sauce on the edge of his lips. "you know something? there are so many guys in the GENTS eating their burgers!" he whispered into my ear.

Last week, we were passing by a barber shop in Bur Dubai..and I was amused by this scene within. The barber was using a fine thread to remove unwanted hairs on the client's face.
It's an old tradition back home which I have not seen for a very long time. Usually, it's done on a lady's face...sometimes the legs too.
A point to note..don't ever attempt this act if your pain threshold is low!

Are u familiar with this beauty treatment? :)

Designed With People In Mind

2006-10-19T13:35:00.000+04:00

Recently the company ordered this similar rubbish chute from Singapore for the Jumeirah Tower project. No...it's not for residential use! They are installed on building under construction for the sole purpose of removing debris from each floor. In Dubai, the common sight is the yellow one from France called Haemmerlin (I think)....simple technology but pretty good money!
What am I doing with this screaming chute? ya sure...taking a free slide down from the 36th floor....that's why I was stucked in there for a couple of weeks!
Actually, one of the engineers ordered and invited me to view the installation on site. I had a good laugh...not from the beautiful chutes but the tagline: DESIGNED WITH PEOPLE IN MIND What on earth does that mean? I think it's an honest faux paux...lol

Seriously if you are still scratching your head...have anyone seen this chute before?

Long nights of Ramadan

2006-10-04T12:56:00.000+04:00

Everything slows down...including my brain. I'm beginning to see flying carpet,magic lamp, forty thieves, genie...and a magic ring! About the ring later..
The fasting month of Ramadan is nothing new to me. Back home, we have a muslim community that constitutes 15% of the total population. During this period, non muslims like myself are watchful of our conduct in front of muslim friends...especially with regard to food consumption.
Anyway, coming back to the magic ring...i lied to get your attention. In fact, in Iraq.. because of the long nights during Ramadan...they play an interesting game called the Mahabis...

"..so the game is often played outdoors, traditionally during the long nights of Ramadan. The object is to find a hidden mahbas, or signet ring. Two teams, each numbering from 50 to 250 and seated in rows, face each other, taking turns to conceal the ring. The team leader, or sheikh, starts an innings by passing in front of his own team. With a blanket covering his hands, he stops in front of each player. When the pass is done, all players remain seated with closed fists in their lap, but only one holds the ring.

The fun begins when the rival sheikh approaches to scour the faces of his opponents. The sheikh can eliminate as many players as he wants, but he has only one chance to pick the exact hand that is holding the mahbas. If he chooses wrongly, his team loses a point and the ring stays with the successfully deceitful team for another round. The first team to lose 20 points loses the whole thing. Simple as the game sounds, the sheikh's task requires skill, cunning, a penetrating knowledge of human nature and immense powers of observation."

Wonder anyone is playing this intriguing game in Dubai? should be very interesting...:)

A Letter From Cousin Manju

2006-09-17T17:54:00.000+04:00

Dear Cousin Blackfeline,

It's drama of the lowest order back home!....F##k the IMF/WB Conference!...we are in the news again.. worldwide.. for all the wrong reasons. You see...our over zealous government tried to ban 27 civil groups from entering Singapore...labelling them as dangerous elements. However, at the 11th hour,they backed off due to tremendous pressure from the IMF/WB. They agreed to let 22 groups in..the other 5 will have to wait for further instructions. What a ludicrous disaster! And they wanted us to smile...4 millions to be exact...for the delegates. I snubbed their request. Instead, i had sent out an urgent message to our entire clan around the island..to be on full alert. For the female delegates...scratch their faces...for the guys...AIM LOW!
Anyway...Im sending u this letter to let u know Im now officially crowned the Queen of Little India in Singapore! Everybody adores me...they love to squeeze my tummy. Unfortunately, some got carried away..so I scratched them real hard! That's the fun part..lol
This will also be my last mail to u..as u know our status are different now. You are just an ordinary feline. I will appreciate if you stop contacting me again. Thank you.

Yours Royal Highness,
Queen Manju

Speak Up!

2006-09-10T10:26:00.000+04:00

JUSTICE FOR WORLD'S POOR

Source of logo:
www.wdm.org.uk/index.htm

International MisFired

2006-09-09T04:56:00.000+04:00

The last IMF/World Bank Conference was hosted by Dubai...yes Dubai..in 2003. Not surprisingly...there was ABSOLUTELY NO public demonstrations at all. The activists would have died of heat stroke! Anyway, the authorities actually erected an air con tent for those who wanted to beat their chests and cry out loud. NO ONE used it. I thought the ranting expats would have seize the occasion to complain about the traffic, weather...etc whatever..lol
16,000 delegates will arrive on the shore of our little country Singapore...tomorrow 10 September 2006 for a 10 days NON event. Like Dubai, a designated indoor (out of bound to the locals)hall has been designated for the traditional demonstrations by civil groups.It's really a no brainer why Singapore was chosen...public demonstrations are prohibited and press freedom are restricted so that the delegates can enjoy their free holiday without any hassle. Issues discussed will be mere lip service.
Apparently, it was reported a young activist arrived earlier..and she put herself in a tiny chicken cage in front of a KFC joint...protesting against cruelty to animals. She was clothed only in a tiny yellow bikini!...lol Subsequently she was given the boot...escorted out of the country!

I pray for more of such hilarious moments...during the 10 days NON event.

Source of picture: http://www.singapore2006.org/index.html

Masala Dubai Part 02

2006-08-28T17:58:00.000+04:00

The truth be told...I rarely touch indian foods..except for the occasional Tandoori Chicken, Naan and Lassi...the rest is out of bound. Just don't know how to enjoy..maybe it's the spices."How would u survive in Dubai?" friends asked. I replied: "It's a bliss...lots of salads, fruits, juices, chicken and fish !" Anyway, Dubai is so cosmo...it's not just indian foods..:)

Anyway, indians are really funny people...
Ringggggggggggggggggggg.....I picked up the phone...and before i could say anything...from the other end: "Yes, tell me!"
"Tell u what? u are the one who's calling me!" I was really fuming. It's the same....always. My indian friends have no idea..."It's just a normal reaction!" they laughed.

Any masala tales to share? Nothing racist pls!

The Next 100 years

2006-08-20T06:50:00.000+04:00

Not too long ago..Dr. Stephen Hawking posed a thought provoking question at Yahoo! Answer:
How can the human race survive the next hundred years?
In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?
I do not have a rocket science degree...I am just a restless feline sniffing around..:)I do not pretend to comprehend the depth of such a profound question. However, I like to make some predictions:
1. By then, I am pretty sure all of us will be blogging somewhere else (a no brainer..lol)..i suspect those who rant too much will continue ranting at a place much much hotter than Dubai...lol
2. The Middle East conflict will continues..IF they are still around 10 (not 100) years later.
3. I think UAE will be the next formidable superpower on the world stage...a beacon for the Modern Islamic World. Perhaps, much much earlier than the 100 years!
4. Dubai will be so developed that the future generations can only view specimen of sands in the museum.
5. Dubai will be COMPLETELY enclosed by a glass dome that is fully air con within. However, those annoying ranters will continue to complain: It's too f##king cold !!!!
6. No more real love...everything is for self gratificat........................................STOP...Sorry just dropped my crystal ball!
Anyway...I think I might still be around..a feline is blessed with 9 lives...:)
So...does it matter to you? what about the next 10 years instead? Are u pessimistic or do u see a ray of hope? share your thoughts.

090806

2006-08-08T06:26:00.000+04:00

9th August 2006 is the forty one National Day of Singapore.
Last year...while travelling along Emirates Hills...the morning sun was already hurting my eyes...not helped much by the rows of dull looking villas! Suddenly...i saw something very familiar...a singapore flag hanging outside the balcony of a single unit! It was one week before the National Day. Ironically, I wasn't excited at all!

I stopped observing the Day 10 years ago..."Just another public holiday!" And also partly because I associate the Day with the ruling government whom I have many issues with. A silent boycott?...perhaps. I am sure...Im not the only one.

On that Day...the difinitive event is the ONE BIG PARADE at the National Stadium...uniformed personnels, public servants...etc doing the march...singing patriotic songs....dance items depicting nation building, living in harmony...etc and finally....the fireworks! The 50,000 odd crowd at the stadium will goes into an euphoria...without fail.

This year the theme is "Our Global City...Our Home"...I wonder....I don't feel connected at all. Many policies implemented are suffocating the people. It is always "We talk...u listen!"....retrenched older skilled workers were told to "bite the bullet" and take jobs that pay peanuts while good jobs went to "foreign talent". Freedom of speech? it's one step forward and three steps backward!

Come September 2006...they want 4 million smiles for the IMF Summit in Singapore! "Listen boys and girls...no bad mouthing the government understand?"

So..I will stick by my gun...I will not hang the flag on this Day.

Photo source:
http://www.ndp.org.sg

Wedding or Funeral?

2006-08-01T06:18:00.000+04:00

"The southern Lebanese town of Qana is believed by some to be where Jesus performed his first miracle, at the wedding in Cana of Galilee mentioned in the Gospel of St John.

More than 40 people (at least half were children) have been killed in air strikes on Qana

But in modern times it is blood - not water and wine - that is indelibly linked with the town, the blood of Lebanese civilians killed in Israeli bombing...."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/5228554.stm

I really don't understand....I am totally numbed.
Children are the happiest at a wedding....their laughter brighten the entire occasion...
Children are the saddest at a funeral...they have no idea what's going on...
I have never attended a child's funeral before...it must be devastating..
The people in the UN, Madam Condoleeza Rice..etc :Are u sleeping well?...

photo:http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060717/ids_photos_wl/r3156688710.jpg

Campbell in hot soup....again!

2006-07-22T17:19:00.000+04:00

I love Tom Yam Kai...Thai Sour and Spicy Chicken Soup! No canned soup for me..all ingredients MUST be fresh!

"The cook was hired to prepare a romantic dinner for two for Campbell and her millionaire boyfriend, Dubai prince Badr Jafar, on his boat docked on the Tuscan coast. However, the model was clearly not pleased with the chef’s choice of a starter of tomato, ham, and mozzarella with a local white wine.

Witnesses claim Campbell screamed at the chef and that they could hear the sound of plates being broken and that she only calmed down after Jafar stepped in."
http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur27515.cfm
I think the lady is mad! I suggest she adds the word "ANGER" to her name: Ms Naomi Anger Campbell...more for the safety of those who have the misfortune of serving her..at least they are forewarned!

My late father was easily irritated. Many years ago..i still remember to this day..during a slight argument, he literally smashed a metal door...it was badly dented and one of the heavy duty hinges came off....i walked away.

Last year, one of the bosses...in a fit of anger over some trivial matters...actually ripped off the entire telephone and smashed it to the floor....the sponsor looked at me...and both of us simply walked away.

Anger is such a destructive emotion..

By the way...if you were the chef then...what utensil would u used to defend yourself? a carving knife, a pot, a chopping board, an axe...etc?

How do u manage anger?..yours or otherwise.Do share :)

The Empress Dowager

2006-07-13T04:50:00.000+04:00

"ok...auntie listen...u just come and visit..see for yourself..it's booming! Also it's reported recently they are spending US$4 billion a week for building material and equipment!..we can start a small hardware shop...maybe about 5,000 sq feet"

She was silent for a while..and rubbing her palms together...then a slight smile

"well..i dont grow money on tree! u painted a rosy picture..Anyway,I might consider going for a holiday first.You know me...clean sheets and towels everyday..very important..evian everyday..my regular spa and wine..."

"Not a problem...I can arrange a good service apartment..plan a free and easy itinerary..and also arrange for u to meet some business people as well as the local sponsors."

Auntie Alexis (Not her real name..) in her 50s...is single and a successful businesswoman back home. She manages a 30,000 sq ft furniture mall space. The rental from the landlord is about $3 per sq ft..she charges the sub tenants at $5 per sq ft. So..go figure out what she's getting per month for this particular business. For her age....she really looks good...no face lift or botox...just vigorous exercise at the California Fitness and regular dosages of human placenta! (from Japan)Earlier, she wanted to explore the idea of bringing the product (placenta) to Dubai. Im not so sure whether the authority allows that..
"Anyway...I heard the arab men are very hum sup (cantonese for lecherous)?"

"Not true auntie...here in Dubai...they are very professional and mind their own business"

"And don't expect me to be wrapped up from head to toes like a ninja ok?"

I smiled.

She and her entourage of five tai tai (woman of wealth and leisure) are planning to visit on the 2nd week of August...

"Fasten your seat belt..it's going to be a bumpy ride!"
uttered Margo..the dwindling diva from the classic: All About Eve

Any professional kinapper(s) out there? Please contact me.

Dial M For Murder

2006-07-04T20:10:00.000+04:00

It's a sad day...a fellow Singapore PR was murdered in Dubai.
"The motive behind the murder of Martin Herbert Steiner was theft and financial benefit from his credit cards, police said on Sunday. Two people were arrested, one of whom has confessed to the crime....
Colonel Al Merri said Steiner had met the two suspects through a website and later met them at a shopping mall. They then took him to an apartment where they murdered him....."
http://archive.gulfnews.com/articles/06/06/26/10049580.html
I consider myself a fairly seasoned traveller...and pretty streetwise too. Still, I constantly remind myself never to let my guard down...you never know what's out there! However..easier said than done...complacency slips in once in a while.

In Dubai...many a night..alone..I had walked thru dimly lighted alleys at the Old Souk..simply for a shorter route.

On several occasions...just to save a few Dhms...I had shared an illegal cab with 3 strangers..

One taxi driver from Egypt wanted to show me his collection of gems...at his place.

I had also met strangers via the internet...for trading and friendship.

On eBay...I managed to sell a few bottles of wine, a pair of shoes, a bag, silly impractical birthday gifts received...etc

I had also bought a couple of watches, books, a piece of 'rock' from Mars...etc
By the way, I have a japanese friend...he has a fetish for used undies. In fact, he bought a few from eBay. No, I have no idea what he's doing with them. Perhaps, he's moonlighting as a drag queen.

The safest place, I reckon, to carry out such transactions:
Busy carpark and fastfood outlet...Rule number one...Never follow the stranger home or invite him/her (yes femme fatale is deadly too!)to your place! Rule number two...buy your own drink AND theirs if on the other hand, you intend to spike...lol

Ok...'fess up! I had also met (almost) a couple of strangers via ICQ and Friendster..etc My strategy is simple: On the day of appointment...tell the other party you will be wearing purple jeans (wear a black one instead) for identification...arrive earlier and position yourself at a corner where visibility of the person is maximum and of yourself..minimum. Next...dial the number...pay close attention...someone will answer...look carefully..if it's an ugly creature..SCRAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

The bottomline: BE VIGILANT!

The original picture for this post.(Cergie..Thank you...point taken..:))

TORTURE NO MORE!

2006-06-25T17:33:00.000+04:00

June 26th is the date that the United Nations has marked as the International Day in Support of Survivors and Victims of Torture http://www.tortureawareness.org/">

As an individual...you and I can make a conscious effort to denounce such barbaric acts!...this day, spare a thought for the victims wherever u are. We must remember.."Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" said George Santayana. Torture in any forms...physical or oral must not be tolerated in this 21st century!In your own little circle...respect one another..regardless of race or religion...etc Let's work together to bring a better tomorrow for mankind!

At around 9 p.m. on September 1, 2003, several policemen from the Public Security Bureau in Fushun City, Liaoning Province broke into the home of Ms. Luo Jingyu in Qiandian Village, Shuncheng District. They arrested Ms. Luo and her three-year-old daughter, Chi Xing, and took them to the local forced brainwashing center.
The staff at the brainwashing center told her family, "They are all right in the class and they will be released as long as she writes a 'pledge' to renounce Falun Gong.” In ordered to force the practitioners to renounce their belief, the authorities tortured them. Three-year-old Chi Xing witnessed practitioners’ bodies covered with electric baton welts and bruises. She was forced to listen to the policemen shouting, and to the painful moaning of practitioners being tortured. She has been suffering from severe mental trauma ever since....http://www.flghrwg.net/">

Do your part bloggers...spread the news!
Inspired by her royal highness...queen tainted :)

Rent a Wife

2006-06-21T07:16:00.000+04:00

Poor husbands in India have set up rent-a-wife schemes, leasing their partners for up to £100 a month to richer men as the shortage of brides has reached crisis proportions.

The increasing scarcity of young women graphically shows the impact of the outlawed but widespread practice of aborting female foetuses because families want boys, not girls.

Atta Prajapati, a farm worker who lives in Gujarat state, leases out his wife Laxmi to a wealthy landowner for £100 a month - around ten times his salary.

Laxmi is expected to live with the man, look after him and his house and, of course, provide sex....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=391581&in_page_id=1811&in_a_source=&ito=1490

It's tragic..:( Sometimes in life..it's difficult to understand when we are not in their shoes. I guess nobody in the right frame of mind will want to do such thing unless there's really no other choice!

Back in Dubai...I know a friend (from India) or should I say an acquaintance who is an IT professional...good remuneration. But he's pimping (he admitted himself) part-time! And get this right....he provides guys (his circle of friends...IT professionals, engineers..etc from India and the Philippines) for male expats/locals..mainly staying around Jumeirah. For a mere US$200...the one hour service includes a massage and some desserts...not cookies for sure! The pimp takes a 40% cut for each assignment. Why is he doing it? Hard to say...money is never enuff...more so if it is easy money! By the way...he's married. "What's that?" "No, I don't think his wife is for rent!"

It's a crazy, crazy world! You have a tale to share?

GNH

2006-06-19T06:48:00.000+04:00

GNH: Gross National Happiness
Gross National Happiness (GNH) is an attempt to define quality of life in more holistic and psychological terms than Gross National Product.

The term was coined by Bhutan's King Jigme Singye Wangchuck in 1972. It signalled his commitment to building an economy that would serve Bhutan's unique culture based on Buddhist spiritual values. Like many worthy moral goals it is somewhat easier to state than to achieve, nonetheless, it serves as a unifying vision for the Five Year planning process and all the derived planning documents that guide the economic and development plans to the country.....

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_National_Happiness

Indeed a noble concept...but to urban dwellers like us..especially those in Dubai..it's a bit naive. In affluent societies...pursuing wealth (money) is a favorite past time of most people."Talk about soul in my next life!"
In Dubai...i suspect..majority of the population (about 80% are foreigners)are extremely unhappy lot..we are always complaining(blogs, media forums, among circle of friends..etc) about the traffic jams, the weather, rude services, lazy locals, stinking construction workers...blah, blah, blah. Perhaps, our happiness is derived by inflicting pain on others.I am thinking...here u are...earning big bucks but somehow your threshold of tolerance diminishes? If you are still ranting about the same issues after 6 mths..i think u are better off somewhere else.

In my non scientific analysis, i think money and happiness are inversely related. Contentment is the indicator...again it's easier to say than to achieve. Perhaps, there are exceptions?

I have a friend..she's not making lots of money. But she gladly give a big portion every month (no time frame)to help another friend who's in deep sh*t....with no strings attached. You can really see the radiance in her face and the sparkles in her eyes...the contentment. I doubt I can do that...not in a million year!

What makes u happy?

Masala Dubai Part 01

2006-06-04T07:16:00.000+04:00

Bollywood is coming to Dubai!
2006 IIFA Film Festival in Dubai to screen 30 Indian feature films
The 2006 IIFA Film Festival which will run from June 15-17 at the Grand Cineplex, Dubai, as part of the 7th Annual IIFA Weekend and Awards presented by Tiara Residence, will screen 30 Indian commercial and critical films and 5 short films.
United Arab Emirates: Wednesday, May 24 - 2006 at 08:54 GMT+4
I think it's about time...old dames like the Academy Awards and Festival De Cannes should likewise go on the road! IIFA was in Singapore a couple of years ago. I managed to sneaked in for the grand show through some "unscrupulous" means...lol
Somehow, the stars looked exceptionally ordinary in reality. That's the magic of movies!
I have a peculiar relationship with the indians....generally. Back home, I was initiated into the world of indian films by my "crazy" late granny. By the way, I'm not an indian.We started with Tamil movies...Sivaji, MGR,Jayalalitha (she's still a prominent Minister in India...loves shoes, money and power. Not necessary in that order)..illuminaries of the by-gone era. Later part.. we graduated..both my granny and my self...into Bollywood fares...Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan, Amir Khan, Aishwarya Rai,Kareena Kapoor, Kajol...etc (The pic in this post features: Kajol and Shah Rukh)A must-have in most indian movies...gorgeous leads..singing and dancing in breath taking sceneries...it could be London or up in the Alps...etc
In Dubai, the indian community is pretty big. I have dealings with them in all sizes and shapes...real estate agents, manpower suppliers, IT professionals, cybercafe owners, money lenders...etc Mostly are from the state of Kerala. Specifc encounters with them will be shared in Part 02..:)
Anyway, a certain Swami told me I was also a black feline in my previous life...specifically a royal feline in the court of a Maharani in India many centuries ago. In the present 2nd life..Im still a feline serving Queen Tainted! I suspect they (Maharani and Tainted) are both the same being. Currently I am doing lots of charity works...hopefully will gain enuff good karma for a good life in the next round. We have nine lives u see. And I am praying for a role switch with her!
Wonder anyone else is crazy over them? Amitabh...the godfather of bollywood is still the real deal. Shah Rukh is boring...Amir Khan is a hobbit....Rai is souless..Kareena is a drag queen! You heard it first here.
!"Quick Muthu..give me a glass of icy mango lassi please! Im having coffee with Karan later."

Ayaan Hirsi Ali...The Enigma

2006-05-22T07:25:00.000+04:00

Love her or loathe her....she is her own woman...or is she?
"Somali-born Dutch MP Ayaan Hirsi Ali, known for her outspoken criticism of conservative Islam, is leaving politics and the Netherlands amid a row over her citizenship..."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4985636.stm
"Hirsi Ali's controversial film Submission famously led to the brutal murder by a Moroccan immigrant extremist of Theo Van Gogh, the Dutch filmmaker who helped her to produce it. That gruesome event shot her to international fame. She subsequently received numerous death threats which ever since have forced her to live a semi-clandestine life with 24-hour police protection."
http://www.middle-east-online.com/english/?id=16525
In her own words ...

On immigration: 'I am not against migration. It is pragmatic to restrict migration, while encouraging integration and fighting discrimination.'

On religion: 'I do not believe in God, angels and the hereafter.'

On 9/11: Referring to hijacker Mohammed Atta's letter to his accomplices telling them to pray for martyrdom, she said: 'If I were a male under the same circumstances, I could have been there. It was exactly what I used to believe.'

On Islam: 'When a Life of Brian comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of van Gogh, it will be a huge step.'

On the lessons she learned from an Iranian-trained Shia fundamentalist: 'I had never seen an Israeli, but we hated them because it was "Muslim" to hate them.'

On herself: 'I have no real social life. It's like having a body with no bottom [a Somali expression]... who on earth can I saddle with a relationship? It's not off limits, and technically it can all happen. But is it, as we say in Dutch, verstandig? Sensible? It doesn't seem sensible now.'
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,1779723,00.html?gusrc=rss

I admire her for the courage to do and say what she wants....it's her choice afterall. I admire her even more for the courage to live up to it...probably for the rest of her life. But frankly...I don't really know her agenda...fight against discrimination? for the poor? for women..muslim women? for equality? or is she trying to exorcise the demons of life within herself?

She is leaving for America....with her "baggages".

"It's cold in here!"

2006-05-15T06:49:00.000+04:00

Finally a brilliant idea! And it could possibly be the first in the world:
New bus shelters

"... the PTD is working on the masterplan for buses and other modes of public transport with an aim to cut growth of cars by 50 per cent in the future.

"After the success of the express bus service between Dubai and Abu Dhabi, we are going to introduce similar services between Al Ain and Dubai, and Abu Dhabi and Al Ain," Al Rashidi said.

"A comprehensive network of public transport within Abu Dhabi will be in place very soon," he said.

Abu Dhabi's transport chief said the PTD will also build around 500 air-conditioned bus stop shelters in Abu Dhabi(hopefully in Dubai as well) within the next 18 months."
Source:http://www.daijiworld.com/
I had tried a couple of times taking the public transport (bus) in Dubai...it's really a harrowing (corrected by agent kingfisher..thks original: hallowing..lol) experience.. especially during the weekends. It's so jam packed..the sweaty smell of tired commuters who have waited for nearly 40 mins under the scourging sun. Never mind the driver..shouting at u to move to the back of an otherwise sardine packed bus!Once in awhile...a young local inspector will come on board..screaming at the foreign workers for their tickets...very humiliating.

And it's quite an irony..Dubai built so many beautiful mega malls, impressive buildings, hotels...etc that cost millions... but look at the pathetic bus stop shelter (see pic)? what were they thinking in the first place? Perhaps, they ran out of budget or musing to themselves " Im not taking the bus..it's for the labourers..why spend so much to build beautiful shelters?"
Hopefully, the new air con bus stop shelter comes with an ioniser...in an enclosed environment with so many sweaty beings...we need fresh air..lol
Wonder...what's your experience like? If you have taken the public transport in Dubai/UAE or any parts of the world...

Running in the desert

2006-05-15T05:56:00.000+04:00

I am having a dizzy spell...not necessary from running..I am a good runner. Terry Fox Run, Standard Chartered Marathon...etc Done them and looking forward every year!It's almost like a ritual. I had only tried once..running at the Al Safa Park..good jogging track but a bit way out for me. So the only alternative is really the ugly man made lakes at the Spring Villa (Emirates Hill)...either early in the morning or slightly after 7pm in the evening...not too hot but still very stuffy. Living at the Spring feels like a prisoner...especially if u do not have a car.It's about 40 mins by cab to the Bur Dubai city...70 Dhms. Besides a regular old man with his doggie...the other insane person running round the bigger lake 10 times is yours truly here!
Anyway, coming back to the dizziness..yes..it's confirmed..they are building the DUBAI SPORTS CITY!
"Dubai Sports City — costing $2.5 billion and sprawling over 50 million square feet — aspires to be a bustling minimetropolis devoted to sports, a Xanadu for spectators and participants when it partly opens next year.

Four stadiums, ranging in size from a 10,000-seat multipurpose indoor arena to an outdoor stadium with room for more than 60,000, will play host to basketball, cricket, rugby, soccer and even ice hockey. An outdoor field hockey facility will hold 5,000 fans. A sports-themed shopping mall will connect the four indoor arenas, while hotels, condominiums, a promenade of high-end retail shops and boutiques, a health and fitness club and a sports medicine center will offer services and accommodations to residents and visitors.

The International Cricket Council, which recently moved its headquarters here from London, will open an academy in Dubai Sports City. So will the Manchester United soccer team, the Butch Harmon School of Golf and the David Lloyd Tennis Academy."
Source:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/09/sports/09dubai.html?ex=1147492800&en=a84ff2b5bf2f2f7f&ei=5087%0A
It will not be far fetched to predict...this could possibly be the next venue for the Olympic Games..just wait and see.
By the way, I hope the authorities will adopt a wholistic approach to the entire concept of health...building state of the art infrastructure alone whether for one upmanship or to bring in the money is just part of the equation. I hope to see more emphasis on healthy living especially for the locals...what u eat, taking up a game etc...driving in flashy car does not counts..lol. I notice the local ladies look elegantly slim... but most of the guys...just my observation (do not throw darts at me!)are pretty heavy from the abdomen/waist downward..I do not know what they eat or whether they work-out or not...perhaps some locals could enlighten us on that? And friends viewing...is exercising a pleasure or pressure for u?

ZEROSIX ZEROFIVE ZEROSIX

2006-05-03T18:22:00.000+04:00

06 May 2006 is election day back in Singapore...3 more days. Those who are working overseas are allow (for the first time in history) to vote online provided your constituency is not a walk-over. I am tired of hearing how efficient...clean and beautiful city my country is...everything here runs on clockwork precision..etc YES THEY ARE ALL TRUE! However,the following..more or else summed up what most of us feel for a long time:
IF U ARE VOTING FOR PXP:
You accept their system of government, a system of trampling on the basic civil rights of the citizens. You have no right to free speech, and that means criticisms will be censored, or worse, interpreted as defamatory and be charged. Even when you criticize court cases or its sentencing, you will be treated as contempt of court, and be fined or jailed. In other countries, when their govt deliver poor performance or overtax their citizens, they are allowed to demonstrate and protest. Not in this system we have - you talk and you will be in trouble.

You accept a system of stiff fiscal penalties, from paying ERP and COE, to buying and maintaining a public flat - either for reasons of "limited resources" to "market pricing" excuses. You will be so broke and in debt that in later life, retirement is something no longer availble to you. You will work until you drop dead.

You accept a system of totalitarian rule, with laws to tell you how many children you should have based on your academic attainment, to freezing your CPF money based on your inability to manage your own retirement.

You accept a system of state controlled media propaganda where only one side of the story is promoted, and television that shows monologues between the leaders and their citizens. Anything else will be censored.

You accept a system of non-functioning parliament - Members of Parliament, which you are going to elect as your voice in government, are not allowed to speak nor vote on your interest or welfare. No matter what the candidates promise you of "adding value in parliament" or to "help the poor and sick", they are prevented from doing so in parliament, for if they try to speak and vote on the peoples' behalf (that's their job, really) they will face party disciplinary action for not supporting all policy or law put forward by their party leader. What is the big deal, you ask. Well, it means in plain language, your voices are gagged in parliament, the nation's highest decision making assembly. It means you had been silenced by the government.

You accept a system of non accountability to the people - from absence of transparency of the country's reserve, to details of how many citizens lost their jobs or were downgraded in salary or rank. Nor is there independent audited figures to tell us how many foreigners we let in took away mid- to senior positions from citizen workers. You may sacrifice your years doing National Service, but this govt system do not protect your jobs, do not really subsidize your healthcare or govt built homes, and leave you out in the cold with media silence and parliamentary gag. They can grab numbers from thin air and publish them for public consumption, and with transparency lacking, you never know if the govt took you for a ride.

You accept a system of unmoderated and excessive elitism in this govt system, where you get top posts from paper certificates and no measurement of their proficiency nor performance. In fact, these "elites" (some called them scholars) can get into parliament without a contest, get top public office positions without any relevant background, and continue to hold their posts without delivering any improvement to the public. Not only will you be burdened with their generous financial rewards, you will also have to put up with their frequent cost increases that you, the public has to pay for.

You elect a govt who when it comes to writing laws, or finalizing policies, do not have the obligation to ask the people, even if such laws and policies affect every citizens' lives. You elect a big-brother-knows-all govt who speaks of public feedbacks but never take them into consideration nor acted on them. Faulty policies and unfair laws were passed and who will suffer? It's YOU. Not the govt, not the elites who makes the decisions. Did they listen to you? Acted for your interest? Or did they put you in debt by squeezing your hard earned money by way of taxes, levies, penalties, HDB flats, CPF distortions, and fines?

You accept a Party lacking in integrity - when the leader push his son into office, put his relative to manage our national reserves, put his buddies to administer the laws, use public money for their party interests, punish and prevent free speech and criticisms, disallow their MPs to speak and act for the citizens, maintains an army of mercenaries, allows citizen to be incarcerated into a mental institution at the president's pleasure, sue opposition leaders into bankrupcies, character assassinate political opponents, pretending to be whiter-than-white rascals, and remove any contest to the presidency election

www.singaporeelection.blogspot.com

So do not be a parrot..vote wisely..YOU HAVE A CHOICE!

The camels are weeping...

2006-04-27T17:03:00.000+04:00

April 25 (Reuters) - Bombers struck Egypt's Red Sea resort of Dahab on Monday, killing at least 23 people, including three foreigners, in three nearly simultaneous explosions.

"Im fine...anyway Im in Cairo..quite a distance from the resort." she replied nonchalantly from the other end of the line. Sophie, a long time ally :)is one of those who like to disappear without a trace. She called 3 mths ago to announce in a low key manner that she has decided to relocate to Egypt with her boyfriend. Not that i care. Anyway, i thought it was rather abrupt ..so unlike her. I know she favors Europe all this while..strange decision.Is she running from something?
"Listen Sophie..what car rental, cybercafe...and looking for workers..I do not understand your email..."
"It's very simple..anyone who wants to start a business here..contact me ok? anyway..it's expensive to talk..i have to hang up now..ciao!"
Modern single women are very bold nowadays..i salute the sisters but at the same time, I fear for their well-being.
In Dubai...I have met many young ladies from China and Philippines..came here on their own accord...leaving their loved ones at home..to seek a better future. Mostly on social passes...with limited finances...started hunting for all sort of jobs..door to door...etc Some even landed in the skin trade. And with all these bombings..life is so perilous.
Sophie..i wonder whether in the still of the night..far away from home..alone.. u ever shed a tear? If u have a friend like her...what will u do?

The Mighty Paper Clip

2006-04-19T05:55:00.000+04:00

What are u doing with your paper clip right now? digging your ear or trying to open a safe..that doesn't belongs to u?lol Please give the humble paper clip some RESPECT!
Do u know:

"The modern paper clip was patented on November 9, 1899 to William D. Middlebrook of Waterbury, Connecticut. Middlebrook invented not just the paper clip but he also invented a machine to produce the paper clip. Cushman and Denison purchased the Middlebrook patent in 1899. That same year Cushman and Denison also trademarked the name "GEM" for their new paper clip."
http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/paperclip.htm

Last year, I was invited to a eCommerce seminar..there were about 150 participants. Good thing the trainer was interesting enuff a speaker. He started off getting all participants to form a group of four each. And we were given 3 mins to come up with as many ideas as possible on: What else can u do with the simple paper clip? Enthusiasm hit the roof literally...because of the $50 carrot..lol The winning team came up with really outrageous suggestions: dig your ear, hair clip, tie clip, open a safe,clip dollar notes, earrings, weapon...etc
But if you are Kyle Macdonald...think out of the box and turn the little piece of metal (barely 1 inch long) into an international celebrity..almost. And make sure the colour is RED!
"...I am making a series of up-trades for bigger or better things up to my goal of a house. I started with one red paperclip on July 12th, 2005."
I bet many people laughed their heads off then..."What a stupid idea!"
Do you know to date...he has traded a fish pen (first item)...which begat a door knob..which begat a stove...which begat a generator....etc and the latest item traded..listen carefully: ONE YEAR IN PHOENIX (USA)..rent free in a furnished apartment. I believe in no time he will realised his dream house....Reading his adventures makes u feel good and deep down in your heart, there's this rekindled spirit that reminds u once again that if u DARE TO DREAM..NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/

By the way, I have a yellow paper clip...anyone interested to trade? My ultimate goal is an apartment at the PALM ISLANDS..lol If you have any brlliant idea(s)..do share with us here ok?

Kiss Me Not on The Eyes

2006-04-13T05:09:00.000+04:00

The million dollar question..Will this movie ever be screened in Dubai? That will surely be stretching the OB marker. In any case, it's not a mainstream piece by definition...probably for private screening at some Lebanese clubhouse or just wait for the DVD..lol. I have not seen it yet but heard it was excellent. It was directed by Lebanese director Jocelyn Saab. The film explores the sexual awakening of a student of belly dancing and her intellectual affair with a professor. It also touches on issues such as genital mutilation. It caused an uproar when it was first released at the Cairo Film festival last year. I really doubt it will be anything like Basic Instinct I II III or whatever..however, having said that...sometimes..subtlety or innuendo works more effectively in a movie..
I like the provocative title: Kiss Me Not on The Eyes...then where? may I ask?...lol..