10 ways to skin a ranting blogger Part 01

It is confirmed. You will not receive any gifts from me this Christmas nor will u be invited to our Christmas bash. Why u may ask? The simple reason is because u like to rant over every trivial matters..u are a risk to world peace. Hopefully, for year 2006..you have inspiring things to say. In the meantime...choose any of the followings to purge yourself of the bad karma.
1. You are probably stuck in your armchair for far too long. Definitely no good for your health. It is recommended that u do 72 hours of charity..manning the dhow..fetching passengers to and fro from Bur Dubai to Deira.
2. Ranting about traffic is almost your daily fixture. For the next one week..u will take the public transport in Dubai. Hopefully, it will fix your short fuse and u will be more grateful.
3. It seems that the local papers are bad for you..probably reading too much between the lines agitate u. Thus u are banned from reading Emirates Today, KJ..etc for the next one month. Hopefully, u will step out and mingle with real people and bring back the creativity juice in you.
4. Hissing and cursing the weather is your favorite past time.Not as if you are labouring under the sun. You are probably hibernating in your cosy air con room sipping your favorite beverage. We are beginning to see signs of reptile behavoir in you...the hissing sound resembles a certain type of snake. Therefore, you will spend your summer july 2006 attached to a construction firm supervising a group of 100 workers for a prestigious project in Dubai...under the sun.The scales from your eyes will definitely drop off.
5. Forever, you are complaining about locals who are rude and stupid. To help you understand and have a better appreciation of your host country...u will be attached to an expert in the hair dance for one week..thereafter, you will perform at Deira City Centre. We hope this will help you to learn to laugh at your stupidity first.

Well, Im off to the loo..will continue the next 5 tomorrow.